Product: Sewing Machine
personal sock maker   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
make socks and protect feet with them

This device would be a single purpose fully automated sewing machine. It would make one item: socks. Every day a fresh pair if you want. Just feed in the bolt of cloth when it's empty and push a button when you want socks.
-- Voice, Nov 16 2013

Sock knitting machine http://www.youtube....watch?v=2bBFuyrLSvE
Strip out all that CNC junk, maybe add a cast iron flywheel and a treadle. [mitxela, Nov 17 2013]

Hand cranked sock knitting machines http://www.oldtymes...chines_english.html
Oh wait -- the Victorians beat us to it. [mitxela, Nov 17 2013]

[+] of course, but

//bolt of cloth// for socks ? yarn or thread, no ?

and does the machine make the socks while you wait ? or does it make the socks when you stand on it, around your feet.
-- FlyingToaster, Nov 16 2013


How would this differ from just having a stock of manufactured socks massing the same as the bolt of cloth?
-- CraigD, Nov 16 2013


Good idea, presumably alterable for thickness summer/winter socks. Maybe some technique like ruching?
-- not_morrison_rm, Nov 16 2013


If it isn't limited to pair increments, this solves the age old one-lost- sock problem. Just pop out a new one to replace the lost sock.
-- swimswim, Nov 17 2013


Useful for those who wear a number of socks other than two simultaneously.

Some time ago I considered a post about single-socks being made for sale but I discovered it is already baked (though oddly available in packs of three).
-- tatterdemalion, Nov 17 2013


You could feed worn socks into a machine that shreds them, cards the fragments and spins them into yarn which is automatically fed into the knitting machine.
-- pocmloc, Nov 17 2013


[+], although I'd rather have one for underwear. A fresh unworn pair of underpants is one of my most innocent guilty pleasures.
-- Alterother, Nov 17 2013


So..wh..what do you do with them?
-- rcarty, Nov 17 2013


oh no, this will put Grandma out of business!
-- xandram, Nov 18 2013


I'd like to see this device contain a large number of silkworms and to demonstrate the collection of silk, the spinning process and then the manufacture of a pair of silk socks. To my mind there's something more pleasing in having a machine that you provide with sunshine, air, and water (for the plants the silkworms feed on) and which produces socks from these, than having a machine which you have to supply with manufactured thread.
-- hippo, Nov 18 2013


Excellent idea [hippo]. Can also dispense fresh mulberries.
-- pocmloc, Nov 18 2013


// So..wh..what do you do with them? //

I wear them. What do you do with your underpants?
-- Alterother, Nov 18 2013


[Pocmloc] - Mulberry jam - that can be the machine's other function
-- hippo, Nov 19 2013



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