Product: Phone
phone simulator   (+2)  [vote for, against]
cheese lets you know what size of phone you want before buying

Im thinking of upgrading from a smartphone to a gigantic phone, aka a "phablet" but i wish to find one that is both large and pocketable. many sites list the weight and dimensions of these phones, but I and I think many others have difficulty envisioning what 110x 80 x 11 mms or 190 grams might feel like in ones pocket.

My solution to this problem would be a site that gives you printable full-scale templates of current phablet that you could print out and tape together. You would then affix the template to a large block of cheddar (or any cheese that is relatively hard) , and then cut out a block with the exact size, (and similar weight to the real phone you are thinking about buying.

At this point you would have a phone shaped block of cheese that you would be free to put in your pocket, and walk around with for a few days to test for comfort.
-- bob, Sep 24 2015

Or chocolate
-- hippo, Sep 24 2015


Just thinking about a phablet sized block of cheese makes me cheddar.
-- 4and20, Sep 24 2015


Uh-oh. Now you've gone and started off a round of cheese-puns. No gouda will come of it.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 24 2015


Brieth Max, it will all be okay
-- evilpenguin, Sep 24 2015


Well, when it comes to cheese puns, the Leicester better.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 24 2015


I just camembert it
-- hippo, Sep 24 2015


Stiltons of cheese puns to come, I expect.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 24 2015


What would Cheeses say?
-- 4and20, Sep 24 2015


He'd probably say this was a feta compli.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Sep 24 2015


Is that a block of Gorgonzola in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? Or are you incontinent?
-- bungston, Sep 24 2015


These jokes are aged, not too sharp. I like the puns that go whey over your headcheese, these are kind of lacy and full of holes. Maybe if we smoked them they would ticklemore.
-- evilpenguin, Sep 24 2015


Umm, cheese? Have you not heard of wood? Or cardboard? I'm not sure cheese would be strong enough to accurately give the "feel" of a phone in your pocket (either too soft and flexible, or too brittle).
-- neutrinos_shadow, Sep 24 2015


The density of a mobile phone is about 2g/cm³, while the density of cheese is about 1g/cm³. Modeling clay probably has a density closer to a mobile phone.
-- xaviergisz, Sep 25 2015


Alternatively, you could just use the phone as a giant belt buckle.
-- RayfordSteele, Sep 25 2015



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