Product: Toy: Adult
russian nesting breasts   (+6, -1)  [vote for, against]
open up the breasts, and you have...more breasts!

i was inspired by the the breast book idea + the russian nesting dolls i was given when i was younger, so i combined the 2 ideas to get...russian nesting breasts! like the dolls but instead of doll bottoms + tops, you have a breast on each side. pull them apart, and there they are...more breasts! in the store, pick from a variety of skin tones + shape options to suit your tastes and assemble your collection. at home, leave nested for a conversation piece, or set them all out open for a full size selection!
-- dj_photon, Apr 17 2001

Groovy! I'd imagine the next idea will be "a nesting penis." which for all practicality would serve a more utilitarian purpose... a woman could work her way up through the sizes.
-- andrewkorbel, Apr 17 2001


You both excited about getting out of Junior High School for the summer?
-- thumbwax, Apr 17 2001


When you and your junior carvers go to market with this, promise me you'll use claymation video for TV ads?
-- reensure, Apr 17 2001


thumbwax - considering this is in the adult toy section, boob gags and dildo jokes are surely implicated.
-- greennightmonkey, Apr 10 2003



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