Food: Sandwich
sandwich wrap catheter   (+10)  [vote for, against]

Wraps (and perhaps also burritos) often have a quantity of liquid inside, presumably derived from the filling on heating. This tends to collect at the lower end and eventually seep out or otherwise escape during consumption, which can make them rather messy to eat.

I therefore propose that a small drainage tube and collection bag be fitted at the lower end, for more hygienic and sanitary consumption.
-- Loris, Jun 26 2017

I like it. +
-- xandram, Jun 26 2017


Two words: eyy-uck.

Plus, you're left with an inedible receptacle full of liquid. Instead, what's needed is a block of some absorbent yet edible material in the lower part of the wrap/burrito. It would mop up all the liquid tastiness and be edible as a bonus.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 26 2017


We hesitated before reading this idea. We are so relieved that it isn't something disgusting that we award a croissant. [+]
-- 8th of 7, Jun 26 2017


//Instead, what's needed is a block of some absorbent yet edible material in the lower part of the wrap/burrito// - so you say "eyy-uck" to the sandwich catheter and then propose the sandwich tampon?
-- hippo, Jun 26 2017


Well, I've seen Sturton use one but not the other. Things like that can have lasting impressions.
-- MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 26 2017


[+] I'm not sure this is the right solution, but certainly credit is due for tackling the issue.
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 26 2017


Hmmm ... "Sandwich Warp Cat Heater" ... hmmmm ....
-- 8th of 7, Jun 26 2017


Klein burrito, anyone?
-- wjt, Jun 27 2017


It's a bladder. It's a damn bladder with a ureter. Love, love, love. (Also laughed quite hard at [hippo]'s comment.
-- blissmiss, Jun 27 2017


// Klien //

Sp. "Klein"
-- 8th of 7, Jun 27 2017


Hospital catheterias could add these to their menus.
-- Whistlebritches, Jul 04 2017


What [8th] said.
-- Voice, Jul 04 2017


Obviously this drainage tube should end in something like a soap dispenser pump so that the spicy runny goodness can be re-drizzled onto the bit about to be eaten next.
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jul 04 2017



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