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Product: Office Appliance
subjective paper shredder   (+8, -1)  [vote for, against]
a shredder that decides what is and isn't important.

It's just this simple: you feed all your papers into a tray. The tray feeds into a scanner. The scanner checks for sensitive information (such as address, credit card info, social security number, etc.) and seperates the papers into two groups. The non-sensitive papers are ejected into a bin to be recycled. The sensitive ones continue on to the shredder. How about it?
-- neo_, Sep 28 2009

halfbakery: Junk Mail Recycler Junk Mail Recycler
My take on a version of this that sits beneath your letterbox - the crowd seemed to take some convincing back then, which is fair enough - I still think it's a good idea though. [zen_tom, Sep 28 2009]

Why the distinction between shredding and recycling? Can't you recycle shredded paper?
-- hippo, Sep 28 2009


i dont think thats what he means by "green".
-- neo_, Oct 03 2009


garden or high-pressure?
-- pertinax, Oct 04 2009


//Got any ho's?//
Sure we do.
<goes up shop ladder, brings down a box from a high shelf>
O O O O O, o o o o, and a few that are past the best date: 0 0 0 0.
-- Jinbish, Oct 04 2009


- you dropped some: °°°°°°°°°°
-- hippo, Oct 05 2009


wow. is it just me or is everyone here old, senile and random?
-- neo_, Oct 12 2009


no unabubba is a high-schoolboy
-- sfx, Oct 12 2009


// is it just me or is everyone here old, senile and random?//

I would guess something inbetween those two extremes.
-- pocmloc, Oct 12 2009



random, halfbakery