Fashion: Belt
world wrestling belt with hidden fanny pack.   (+4)  [vote for, against]

For whatever reason tourists no longer wear fanny packs, methinks for fear having their money on display makes them an easy target.

I think this would be less of the case if fanny packs were disguised to look like WTF world wrestling championship belts. (basically it would be a belt with a concealed pouché TM behind the medallion. that way thieves would be too intimidated to bother you.
-- bob, Jun 09 2015

(?) example 2
Ordinary user is able to flaunt his wealth safely. [bob, Jun 09 2015]

(?) example 1
Displays thugs unease when confronted by hard targets [bob, Jun 09 2015]

[MaxwellBuchanan, Jun 10 2015]

<placeholder for joke, subtly referencing the UK meaning of the word "fanny">
-- hippo, Jun 09 2015

Is a pouché something you do with your fanny?
-- pocmloc, Jun 09 2015

^ I'd pay to see something like that...

"In this corner 'Nana', a 12 year old polar bear from the Inuktituk region, weighing in at 350lbs: a bit light, but the walruses are few and far between this year"

"In the other corner, John Alan Weathersby, a 45 year old Suncor oil executive, fresh from a vacation of the Caribbean in his yacht. John is 175 pounds of personal-fitness-trainered sun tan".

What ? Oh of course we'll stop the match if it looks too uneven. Would we lie to you ?
-- FlyingToaster, Jun 10 2015

+ i would wear this everywhere
-- vfrackis, Jun 14 2015

Links flagged for being unnecessary Google Images links.
-- notexactly, Jun 15 2015

Unnecessary? Those links are awesome. This whole idea reeks of awesomeness! Let me tuck this bun in your manly jewel encrusted belt.
-- bungston, Jun 15 2015

Note: I said WTF because I couldn't remember the new acronym for professional wrestling and also because I dont want to have to pay them royalties.
-- bob, Jun 22 2015

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