Antegrity

On the days when I do get up, I try to be unproductive and cynical. It seems to work for the most part. Where as most people spend their days bullshitting and using other people or toiling away miserably, I simply say "fuck it".

Hierarchical human organizational systems suck.

[Jul 15 2005, last modified Feb 04 2008]

Airplane racing. (+4, -3)
Auto rotating sandals (+6, -1)
Back up AC (+1, -7)
Box O' family memories. (+4, -3)
Bumper Coaster. (+2)
Bunker in the Dunes (+3, -1)
Burrito Stand (+10)
Castles (+6, -27)
Click on for vibrate (+3, -19)
Coffee Shells (+3, -5)
Dark Side (+2, -3)
Directional floating orbs (+3, -2)
Do not wear hamper (+2, -4)
Drunk drive (+4, -21)
Dryer room (+7)
Elevator Fight club (+17, -9)
Fixed dredging system. (+2, -3)
Floor path clearer (+2, -2)
Fog of war chess (+11, -3)
Ginormous slide (+8, -1)
Hockey with out of bounds (+4, -8)
Hollowed eraser sticks (+6, -3)
Honey, do you hear that? (+7, -4)
Ice return chute (+4, -1)
Jellyfish protection (+3, -2)
KaBOOM, you're it (+1, -5)
Math language class (+6, -1)
Mobile Public forum (+2, -1)
Monster Locomotives (+7, -7)
Multi-bed (+4, -1)
New wind power. (+6)
OCD solution. (+7)
Police bike pull carriers (+5)
Post editing times (+7, -4)
Prevent Ass Splash. (+4, -12)
Prevent Ass splash #2 (+8, -21)
Re-Gen a Shoe (+3, -1)
Really full body armor (+5, -18)
Rodeo Clown barrel (+3, -3)
Scrubber (+1, -6)
See those concrete blocks? (+5, -21)
Severe tire damage pseudo curbs (+5, -5)
Sex smart toilet. (+5, -20)
Side hill walks. (0)
Sidewalk clearers. (+4, -2)
Space amusement park ride. (+3, -2)
Stirlings heating cone (+4, -4)
Subliminal Calling. (+6, -3)
Super blow. (+1, -2)
Super long wave radio communications. (+4, -3)
Survival Lard (+15, -4)
Two arm rests (+8, -2)
Use invasive species to secure the Rio Grande (+1, -12)
Variable speed ear noise dampeners (+3, -4)
Water problem solved. (+3, -4)
What does that unit look like (+8, -7)
Window chute (+5, -1)
Worlds fastest tandem bike (+3, -2)
Ye Olde Race (+5, -1)

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