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Short Fat Hairy. Mostly Bipedal. Eyes: 2 Feet: 2 (see!) (Legs 2, also) Hair: Mess

I'm NOT a participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme - and you'll never get me to join. So there! Ner-Ner-Ni-Nah-Nah.

Just like when you're holding a hammer, everything looks like a nail... When you've got a solution, everything looks like a problem.

Hey, where are all my ideas @? Still not being very nice. Guilty of lots of naughty drive-by annotating. Sorry.

( : q ) - Who says people don't keep New Years Resolutions?

I've noticed I'm more active on HB when there's a full moon.

It's alive!... Zen_Tom's post, that is { http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Mandelbrot_20Floorplan }

Who's been twitching my web?
More's the point, who's been burying cheese in my back garden?

I recon it must have been Samuel Pepys' Parmesan secreted here during the GFL!- It tasted fine, even after all this time!

is currently helping a friend publish a novel, hopefully it'll be out before the end of 2012! { http://www.aztecelements.net/ }

[Feb 10 2005, last modified May 11 2018]

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