Jscotty

[Aug 13 2005]

Academic Achievement for Benefits (+6, -7)
Air Duct Jacket (+7, -1)
Aluminum Cups (+2, -2)
B-Pillar Mirror (+6)
Backseat Driver (+2, -3)
Black Eye Insurance (+3, -2)
Blank ID Cards (+2)
Bleep Free TV (+7)
Child Silencer (+2, -6)
CO2 Utilities (+4, -5)
Cold Stove (+1, -2)
Credit/Debit Card Decoy™ (+15, -1)
Crotch Blinders™ (+8, -3)
Data Amnesty™ (+7, -2)
Dish Dryer (+6, -1)
Disposable Memory Stick (+2, -3)
Dissolving Contact Lenses (+3, -3)
DMV Bingo (+6, -1)
Dog Sniffing Drugs (+4, -9)
DTV to Go Bright for One Day (+3, -1)
Dual Commode (+6, -3)
Entire Floor Condo (+2, -2)
Free Crude Oil (+6, -1)
Free Oil For Whoever Wants It! (+3)
Front Door Delete™ (+6, -1)
Hot Tub Toilet (+2, -14)
How's My Driving Now? (+2, -3)
Human UPS (+5, -4)
Husband Beater™ Shirt (+17, -15)
Idiot Driving Early Warning System™ (+1, -6)
Instant Parking Space Reservation (+1, -2)
Let Us Have the Cars (+4, -2)
"Like" Stickers (+3)
Long Line Entertainment (+8, -3)
Magnifying Windshield (+5)
Modular Hamster Tube Home (+7, -1)
New Toy Insurance (+4)
Numbered Toilet Paper Sheets (+12, -3)
Passenger License Plates (+3, -3)
PCC (Post Caller Comment) (+6, -3)
Police Car "OFF DUTY" Light (+6, -7)
Prepaid Punishment (+4, -2)
Public Restroom Suites (+1, -2)
Realistic Crash Test Dummies (+7)
Reverse Auction (+2, -2)
Roach Cam (+4, -2)
Simulated Phone Noise Filter (+1, -1)
Single Axle Car (+1)
SmartTune™ Music Player (+2, -1)
Spray-on Carpeting (+20)
Supermarket Slots™ (+7, -5)
Thank You! I've Heard Enough! (+4, -1)
The 2-800 Number (+3, -9)
The Car Easel™ (+3, -1)
The Cat™ (+9)
The Color Coded Termination Box (+3, -2)
The FrontMan™ (+7, -4)
The Morphing Master Key™ (+8, -2)
The No Frills Filter (+4)
The TV Patch™ (+3, -3)
The Undo Lane (+2, -1)
The Unfinished Car (+7)
Toilet Punch Bowl (+15, -4)
Toilet Tape™ (+9, -2)
Traffic Time Out (+9, -2)
Trash Hatch™ (+7, -31)
Urinary Diverter (+9, -3)
Victim Day (+6, -12)
Whoopie Curb™ (+23, -1)

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