Klaatu

I look at this page...

Not much of a legacy to leave mankind...

Someday, soon, I will be gone...

These bits and pieces of magnetic "me" will be gone too...

In too brief a speck of time...

I will be remembered by nobody...

All that was "me" will be gone...

Update: through modern medicine, I continue to hang onto "life". I have a machine that I carry with me constantly. Thank-you to all of you folks who push the thought boundaries that help people to extend their "lifetime warranties".

Update 10/4/2017: In just 7 years I have gone from living in the front seat of a Toyota Corolla, parked in a WalMart parking lot...to someone who owns a 3 bedroom home, cash outright. Life is a whirlwind!

Update 10/16/2018: Another year has slipped by and I'm *still* here. My MS has hit my diaphragm, so the progress continues at an unabated pace. I now have an executor, so she will contact [Jutta] when I will "no longer be posting anything" on the HB.

wilsonoklahoma at gmail dot com

[Aug 25 2004, last modified Oct 16 2018]

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