Miss Weston Smith

Joined at hip: 16 of March, thought for myself: 27 of August, 2001. Half baked crisis: August 2002. On the road to recovery: October 2002

[Mar 17 2001, last modified Mar 16 2001]

Alarm Cock (+10, -9)
Automatic Draught Excluders (+3, -1)
Baby Breast Feeding pillows (+1, -4)
Bog Roll Alarm (+11)
Bumgos (+3, -1)
Chastity Bed (-1)
Conceptual Presents (0)
Edible beer cans (+7, -3)
Fair trade Cigarettes (+3)
Flush Puppy (+1, -3)
Hugging duvets (+5, -1)
Inflatable friends (+2, -2)
Lazy mousepad pants (+1)
Machine Washable Sieve (+4, -1)
Maprella (+3)
pet'n'surf (+2, -2)
push-me-pull-you multiway bra (+4, -8)
Rent-a-bitch (+26, -4)
Shave'n'suck (+1, -3)
Showhome (+8)
Super bubbly bath taps (0)
Tit Flask (+10, -7)
Voice Box Recorder (0)
Who Ate All The Pies? (+2, -11)

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