Life: A 100% incurable disease.

Symptoms: Respiration, drive to reproduce.

Effect: Unavoidably fatal.

Cure: It's possible, but upon applying treatment judgement of treatment's effectiveness becomes a matter of academic or religious speculation.

What to do in case of infection: Respirate deeply and evenly; don't think about it.

[Feb 17 2005, last modified Feb 18 2005]

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