The Acrimonious Obfuscator

Consistently Intermittent

I am perpetually on a round of international travels. I can only poke in from time to time, which is probably for the best.


Available Now with a Harvard Education! Acknowledgement of this only further demoralizes the Ivy League.

Feel free to donate. Unemployed and homeless... I love it.


"I got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about."
*Peter - Family Guy

"He felt his life was like a dream and sometimes he wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it."
*Douglas Adams - The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy


I briefly had some information about myself posted here but I feel it was too self-serving to keep posted. If one is that greatly intrigued by me and would like some more information, please apprehensively send me an e-mail:

[Jun 23 2005, last modified Feb 05 2007]

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