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"I want to die before my wife. The reason is: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things." --Bill Cosby

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Argue for your limitations and sure enough, they are yours.

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Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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c'est la vie

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Here's one way to find out if your mission on earth is finished, if you are still here it isn't.

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"Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a question and you're a fool for the rest of your life." - Chinese Proverb

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How many ladybugs have you squashed in your lifetime? Now think about if those ladybugs were people. Now think about how weird it would be to be a ladybug. Strange ain't it? - Michael Barnes

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05/15/09 - Wow, not been on here for about 7 years.

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[Nov 28 2000, last modified May 15 2009]

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Adjustable Cozie (0)
Adjustable Kuzzy (+1)
Aerating/Seeding Lawnmower (+7)
Antenna Sail (0)
Anti-Trepanation Drill (+1, -2)
Bed Warmer (+1, -1)
Belt Squeegee (-2)
Body Bed (+5, -1)
Charged Air Filter (0)
Circular Scrolling (+5, -2)
diaper wipe (+15, -1)
Digit bag (+5)
Electric Cola (+2, -5)
Elevator doorbell (+5, -1)
Escalator Aerobics (+4)
First Link Free (+8)
Fuzzy Car Bumper (+5, -2)
G-Force Gyro Camera (+4)
Glow-in-the-Dark Car (+16, -1)
"Go Before Me" light (+1, -2)
Halfbaked Ideas (+5)
House Spouse Olympics (+6, -1)
HUD Glasses (+8, -2)
Labor Driver (0)
Lawn Hinge (-1)
Lawnmower with rotating blade housing (+5)
liquid cooled shoes (0)
Litter Box plumbing (0)
Lumber Tutu (+3, -3)
Lycra/Latex Wallpaper for haunted houses (+6)
Magnetic Tattoo (0)
Mandatory Sign Day (+5, -10)
Metal Tattoo (0)
Multiple tokens on an ethernet network (-1)
Musical Urinal (+10, -1)
Non-cutting edge straw (+6, -2)
Office Bumper Cars (+4)
Oriental Hand Drum Windmill (+5, -1)
Pacie sheets (+1, -1)
Picture-It CD PLayer (0)
Pressure Valve Soda Bottle (+1, -1)
Redneck Topiary (+5, -3)
Retractable Child Fence (+1)
Reusable Glucose Strips (0)
Revolving Door Fridge (+1)
RF Sprinkler System (-1)
See-through runway (+7, -1)
shaped speedbumps (+4, -4)
Shower Foot Soap Stand (+3)
Silent Toilet (+2, -3)
Smart Blinking X-Mas lights (+1)
Smart Card Elevators (+1)
Sonic Ant Killer (-4)
Spice Pill (+4, -2)
Sunken Toilet (+1, -3)
SUV Lane (+8, -10)
Synesthesia Helmet (+4, -2)
Timed TV (+1)
Toilet with Stirrups (+9, -4)
Torque Plus (+6, -2)
Touchscreen Reflection Dampener (+4, -3)
Whirled Peas (+3, -2)

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