beauxeault

Male U.S. Citizen, husband and father. Half-way to middle age (if I live to be 172, that is).

Yes, it's pronounced "bozo," which is intended to be mildly self-effacing and a mildly satirical jab at the superfluous use of letters in written French (150% excess in this case).

email: beauxeault@yahoo.com , but I sometimes go days without checking it.

The best idea I ever had: http://www.leaderu.com/truth/1truth23.html (note: the above link does not mean that I am William Alston)

[Jun 27 2000]

2x translating browser (+2)
A Really Scary Video (+3, -1)
A Standard for Demagogues (+6)
Archimedes' Lever (+8, -1)
Architecture Preserves (+3)
Avalanche Balloon (+9)
B&W camera (+5)
B&W mirror (+17)
Babelshark (+11)
Baby Cheerios (+1)
Baby Helmet (+6, -3)
beverage preserver (+1, -1)
Bluescreen Windshield (+2, -6)
Book-Sale-Day Carols (0)
Butterfly vision (+9)
Calvinball Contracts (+12)
Cell phone audio memory (+21, -2)
Chromakey Glasses (+4)
Collaborative Composition Dance Box (+5)
Conceptual Art Forgery Ring2 (+17)
Cookie Sander (+8, -3)
Cooler Kool-Aid™ (+5, -1)
corpse power (+16, -4)
Counting Sheep (+11, -1)
Cruise Ship Charity (+13, -1)
Cry if you want to (+2, -2)
Cubicle Billiards (+1)
Data plunger (+9, -2)
Disarmable Arms (+6, -1)
Doggie Kite (+11)
Dr. Sue's (+9, -5)
Eco-amenity (+7)
Escher's Ketch (0)
Flight-Sim Fighter Planes (+9, -5)
Game Show Triple Crown (+1)
Geek Restaurant (-1)
Global Zen MIDI (+14, -8)
Glow-in-the-dark kite (+1)
Goodwill Shipping (+11, -2)
Guerrilla Halfbakers (+39, -1)
Half a Word Game (+28, -4)
Halfbaker's Eulogy (+2)
Halfbakery on Page 12 (+5)
Helena Handbaskets (+17, -1)
Highway Hay (+10, -4)
Hippo's Dodgy Chinese Pool/Snooker Balls (+2)
I am a teletubbymarketer (+10)
Ice skates (+2)
Idées Symbiotiques (+11, -8)
In-flight Flight Simulator (+5)
Iraq Compromise(?) (0)
Jack-in-the-Box toaster (+7, -1)
Jiffy-Pop Maternity Clothing (+5)
Laser Lawnmower (+11, -5)
Lawn Guy Land (+2, -2)
Layoff Tactic: Fight fire with custard (+1)
Least-popular searches (+6, -2)
Leth (+20, -1)
Living Carpet 2 (+6)
Murphy's Lawyers (+24, -1)
"On this day" travel reference (+9, -1)
OsamaVision (+14, -1)
PaciFrog (0)
Pedant's Phone (0)
Privatize USPTO (+4, -3)
Punk Landscaping (+25, -1)
PupilPal (0)
Re-mappable keyboard (+3, -3)
Re-tooled Military Songs (+4, -7)
Reliable UFO Detector (+8, -6)
Rental Car Gas Account (+3)
Repudiate the fatwa (+30, -1)
Retort Depository (+4, -2)
Salt, Pepper, Aspirin (+11, -1)
Scenic Air Routes (+19, -2)
Science Fiction for Cavemen (+3)
Scientific Symbols (+8, -4)
Seasick Rescue Service (-1)
Shower-cam (+7, -1)
Sign Language "Poetry" (+13, -2)
Ski slope advance notice (+5)
Smart Sheet Music (+34, -1)
Sorta Claus (+76, -8)
Speech Balloon Placards (+19)
Stop signaling aliens! (+7, -10)
Street-legal Planemate (0)
The Henchman (+8)
The Perfect Lottery (+7)
The Susen Saga (+12, -1)
Troll-Baiters Anonymous (+4, -2)
UnDoorWare (+1)
Washing machine cow catcher (+6, -1)
Write on smart paper (+5, -1)

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