crackriot

Right. I'm 18, a student at the University of Missouri, and completely focused on solving the problems of the world. Unfortunately, being a pessimistic fatalist, I know everything will end - terribly. Just like this brief description of myself

(notice the lack of punctuation (and the fact that I'm not funny (and my obsession with parenthesis)))

crackriot@aol.com, yo'z

[Jan 09 2002]

alarm clock, minus la (+3, -4)
Breakout Pornography (+20, -6)
Divided cabin (+1, -5)
Holographic Sexcapades (+5, -8)
Knirk (relative of spork) (+4, -2)
Recycle your elderly (+6, -21)
The telemarketer revenge machine (+16, -1)

random, halfbakery