Im not posting anything else until all my ideas are no longer in bold or red type.

[Nov 15 2004, last modified Jan 30 2005]

Antiresistance Suit (+1, -1)
Ass Tray (+15, -10)
Ballistic Bed (+2)
Bathing Suit (+5, -2)
Bipedular Tripodular Sprinting (+2)
Body Powder, Vacuum and Applicator (+1, -6)
Cool Snow Cones (+6, -1)
CPR Murder (+9, -1)
De-huge-midifiers! (+3, -7)
Don't P-late (+4, -4)
Drummer Player (+1, -4)
Ear Reangler (+4, -5)
Extendibowl (+7, -4)
Hang Glider (+5, -1)
Haunted House Security System (+7)
Impractical Dance Practice Shoes (+6)
Incomprehensible Language (+7, -4)
Joke Door (+17, -6)
Literal Book Shelf (+11)
One Handed Notebook Stand (+2)
Resistance Suit (+2, -1)
Right to Annotate (-36)
Screw Pencil (+3, -4)
Self Charging Cattle Prod (+5)
Shopping Bumper Carts (+5, -1)
Stack Scanner (+3)
Sticky Night Stick (+1, -5)
Turkey Stuffed with String (+5, -6)
Two Alarm Pepper Spray (+5, -1)
Xeno's Candy (+5, -3)

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