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[Sep 17 2000, last modified Sep 16 2000]

Academic Glove (+1)
AI-Station (-1)
All-Volunteer War (+4, -1)
Amateur's Plastic (+3, -1)
American Kamikaze Corps (+2, -9)
Anti-gamete Virus (+3, -4)
Artificial Masochism. (-9)
Auditory Sensory Deprivation device (+3)
Auto Screenstretch (+1, -2)
AWRAM (0)
BIOS leech (+1, -3)
Caffeine Concentration Assay (+7, -4)
CD-Text (+17)
CD-writeover (+4, -1)
Civil-Service Forfeiture Law (+1, -4)
CPU Bus Interconnect (+2)
Edible Explosive (+6, -2)
Elective Neurosurgery (-2)
Emotional Deactivator (+3, -5)
Execution Botch Device (+2, -4)
Eye Burner (+3, -3)
Garage Rogue (+2, -3)
Grenades for Everyone (+5, -4)
Halting Hard Disk (+6, -2)
Hardware Anti-Nagware Switch (+2, -7)
Home Escape Vehicle (+2)
Implanted Glory Device (+6, -6)
Living Bomb (+1, -1)
'Machete' Browser (+6)
Mandatory Hunt (+2, -8)
Moorings (0)
Non-Sequential Memory (+4, -1)
Outdoor CPU Heat Pipe (+4, -2)
Pain Machine (+2, -3)
Painless DST Clock (+1)
Physical /dev/null (+7)
Polymorphic Multimedia Standard (+3)
Pooled IP Commerce (-4)
PowerLeech Fork (+2, -4)
prison early release gamble (-6)
Private World (+4, -1)
Quantum Execution (+3, -5)
Radio Parasite (0)
Sanitary Teleporter (+4, -5)
Scanmera (+3, -1)
Serial Guillotine (-2)
Sewer Pipe Vacuum (+1, -2)
Silent Machine (+2, -1)
Soldering Iron Sheath (+5)
Spinal Cord Signal Intercept Passthrough (+6, -3)
Sweat-Deodorizer Pill (+2, -2)
Uncivilized Shutdown (+5, -2)
Universal Axe (+17, -2)
Universal Refuge (+2, -6)
Universal Screwdriver (+5, -1)
Virtual Violent Crime (-2)
World-Domination Machine (+5, -4)

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