Born to be an athiest and living up to his destiny.

LIKES: smiles, giggles and laughs (mostly those initiated by me); Bikes, bikes and more bikes; Wierd styles of facial hair arrangement.

DISLIKES: Selfish petty people; squeaky female voices; squeaky male voices; animals(!!!); insects; Hypocrites; tpyos; topys, tppos, DAMMIT... TYPOS!!!

HOBBIES: Cricket; Weight-training (wholly amatuer, let me assure you); Cricket; Reading; Cricket; Chess; Cricket; Soccer; Cricket; Formula 1; Cricket.

Email: joker_of_the_deck "at" yahoo "dot" com

[Aug 30 2002]

Add a second Ball (-1)
Anti-seasickness Design (+2, -3)
Automatic Parallel Parking System (0)
Blimp Seating (0)
End-Angled Ceiling Fan blades (+10)
Informative "Please Hold" Tone (+1)
Junk mail limit (+2)
Make Soccer Players wear Boxing Gloves (+1, -1)
More Practical Roach Bomb (+2, -1)
Night-Glow Games (+1)
Power Chess (+2, -4)
Steering-Calibrated Automatic Turn Indicators (+1, -8)
Van de Graaf Haircutting Aid (+4)
Vibra-Watch (0)

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