I play the guitar and try to make people laugh and like to think that I'm a thoroughly nice chap =)

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[Oct 04 2004, last modified Dec 05 2006]

Aggressive Cruise Control (+1, -1)
Amplifier Furniture (+7)
Bluetooth Car Key (+1, -2)
Changing Rides (+1, -1)
Coffee Table Light (+9)
Drinking Bag (+2, -8)
Dual Flavour Crisps (+12, -2)
Edge of the Screen Storytelling (+5, -1)
Electromagnetic Necktie (+6)
Flash your full beams (+2, -2)
Gap alerter (+4, -3)
Heavy implements (+2)
Heavy Pen (+6)
Ignorance Tachometer (+2, -3)
Inner City Congestion Bumper Cars (+4, -1)
Juggernaut Overtakerer (+2, -3)
Lham (+5, -2)
Light Sensitive Cell Phone (+7)
Mobile Phone Jolt (+4, -2)
Nearside Lane Gap Spotter (+3, -3)
Optical Eye Toaster (+4, -2)
Overdrawn PIN (+3, -2)
PIN disguise (+6, -1)
Queuers (+6, -1)
Real Sidelights (+2)
Retro Interior Courtesy (+1)
Rock-Hard Hot Alarm Pillow (+7, -2)
Safety Tyres (+4, -5)
Sharkskin Road Surface (+4, -3)
Single Use Emergency Cellphone (+5, -1)
Tuned Motorway Lanes (+14, -6)
Turbo Saver (+2, -2)
Undicators (+6, -1)
Variable Ratio / Adjustable Steering (+4, -3)

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