Long time lurker, short time baker.
Bon appetit!

Some of my best ideas are also egregious.
No, in fact, all of them are.

Yolkless eggs, I'll ne'er forget ye. *weep*

[May 11 2006, last modified Aug 12 2006]

Artgloves (+3, -5)
Ass Facial (+7, -8)
Automated Pussy Wettener (+25, -4)
Bacobubble (+3, -3)
Can-o-Spunk (-26)
Chunk in the Trunk! (+9, -2)
Comedone-Extracting/ Blackhead-Uprooting Microbot (+3, -2)
Custom Areolar Reformation (+5)
Dogsong (+7, -3)
Drug O' the Month Club (+14, -1)
Edible Body Paintball (+5, -3)
Electric Glue (+2)
Electric Wheelchaise (+13)
Embroidered Skin (+14, -1)
Eyeball Augmentation (+7, -8)
Gangsta Ræppende in ye Olde Englisc (+12, -1)
Gourmet Man Milk (+5, -8)
Gummy Earplugs (+6, -4)
Hosebooster (+5, -1)
HTML Gesticulation (0)
Innertreads (+8)
Intercalorie Day (+5, -3)
Keralan Kocktails (+2, -4)
Luminescent Paint (+6, -2)
Music Feedback (+1, -1)
Polymastia Pornography (+4, -10)
Random Electronic Stylish Outfit Generator (+1, -1)
Remote Control Car (+4, -4)
Right-Angle Urinal (+12, -11)
Rollerspheres (+6)
Sex Bomb (+9, -9)
Skee-Ball Autobowler 9000 (+3, -2)
Skinflaps (+5, -9)
Solid Diamond Ring (+19, -1)
Spherical Pizze (+6, -6)
Stack-a-casket (+2, -1)
Subliminal hedges (+12, -4)
Switchblade Saw (-4)
The Harshichord (+12, -4)
The Orthopedoposturator (+4, -2)
Toeless Leather Socks (+5)
Venom Gleek (+5, -2)
Wake-up Calls for All (+3, -1)
water tube socks (+3, -2)
Welsh Tape (+5, -9)
Wrenchy Hamdriver (+11, -1)
Youthpaste (+4, -2)

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