nihilo

If less is more, then nothing is everything.

Long time lurker, short time baker.
Bon appetit!

Some of my best ideas are also egregious.
No, in fact, all of them are.




Yolkless eggs, I'll ne'er forget ye. *weep*

[May 11 2006, last modified Aug 12 2006]

Artgloves (+3, -5)
Ass Facial (+7, -8)
Automated Pussy Wettener (+25, -4)
Bacobubble (+3, -3)
Can-o-Spunk (-26)
Chunk in the Trunk! (+9, -2)
Comedone-Extracting/ Blackhead-Uprooting Microbot (+3, -2)
Custom Areolar Reformation (+5)
Dogsong (+7, -3)
Drug O' the Month Club (+14, -1)
Edible Body Paintball (+5, -3)
Electric Glue (+2)
Electric Wheelchaise (+13)
Embroidered Skin (+14, -1)
Eyeball Augmentation (+7, -8)
Gangsta Ræppende in ye Olde Englisc (+12, -1)
Gourmet Man Milk (+5, -8)
Gummy Earplugs (+6, -4)
Hosebooster (+5, -1)
HTML Gesticulation (0)
Innertreads (+8)
Intercalorie Day (+5, -3)
Keralan Kocktails (+1, -4)
Luminescent Paint (+6, -2)
Music Feedback (+1, -1)
Polymastia Pornography (+4, -10)
Random Electronic Stylish Outfit Generator (+1, -1)
Remote Control Car (+4, -4)
Right-Angle Urinal (+10, -10)
Rollerspheres (+6)
Sex Bomb (+9, -9)
Skee-Ball Autobowler 9000 (+3, -2)
Skinflaps (+5, -9)
Solid Diamond Ring (+19, -1)
Spherical Pizze (+6, -6)
Stack-a-casket (+2, -1)
Subliminal hedges (+12, -4)
Switchblade Saw (-4)
The Harshichord (+12, -4)
The Orthopedoposturator (+4, -2)
Toeless Leather Socks (+5)
Venom Gleek (+5, -2)
Wake-up Calls for All (+3, -1)
water tube socks (+3, -2)
Welsh Tape (+5, -9)
Wrenchy Hamdriver (+11, -1)
Youthpaste (+4, -2)

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