spekkie

I am a Dutch pig – believe it or not. They call me spekkie because it sounds like “spek” (lard). I grunt happily when I find any remains of food or recognise funny ideas. Sometimes I go under the disguise of a business consultant of an IT company. So far, no one has discovered my true nature.

The rest of my family consists of artists and idiots that try to make life as complex as possible. This goes three generations back. I am the only one that is “adjusted”. I love technical things and like to cooperate with others.

Location: The Netherlands, Amsterdam, postal code 1054CT.

If you want to leave a grunt, contact me at halfbakedpig[at]xs4all.nl

[Sep 07 2001]

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