An odd englishman in Northern California. I regularly come up with crappy ideas, the less crappy ones are represented here (that really tells you a lot about the others (shudder)).

severalgibbons at yahoo dot com

"I walk about a bit" is one of the funniest things I have ever read. If anyone can figure out why I'd be glad to know.

[Oct 04 2004, last modified Jul 21 2009]

Automotive Metronome (+5, -1)
Cooperative RC Race Teams (+2)
Crappy Song Buzzer (0)
Exceedingly Tough Alarm Clock (+6, -1)
fire football (0)
Make irritating websites funnier (+1)
Musical Steering Wheel Cover (+6)
Poncy football (+7, -2)
Sharp Thermometer (+8)
Shout all you want you git (+2, -4)
super clippers (+1)
Towdometer (+2)
weatherproof cigarette holder (+3, -2)

random, halfbakery