whatrock

Acting Assistant Vice Undersecretary, Office of Overseer.

Carries a multitool and gets good results.

Mid-level logistics nerd, all-around repair person, enjoys problems with no apparent solutions.

Heroes: Reacher, Kildar.

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Speaks Ooolongftangftangbank.

Can be reached at

thereisnorock _AT_ g mail DOT com

[Dec 11 2015, last modified Nov 23 2021]

8th of 7 (+32)
Adjustable Cupboards II (+2)
Airplane Runway Clearance Light Pole Restander Upper (+4)
Alternate Restaurant Bathroom Venting (+3)
Alternative Sounds Sound Machine (+3, -1)
Antiwhack Door Proximity Sensor (+2)
Appetite Suppressant Vapor (+1, -1)
Automated Ocean Gyre Waste Fabricator Ship (+2)
Baby Bird Equalizer (+7)
Bagpipes Assault Car Horn (+4)
Baking query (+7)
Beverage Can Building (0)
Bird Droppings Theft Deterrent (+5)
Bullet Camera (+5)
Cellphone Fire Alarm App (+2)
Check for alien life (+3)
Clank Dependent Noise Canceling Radio (+3, -1)
Credit card in your thumb (+4, -2)
Cylindrical Spinnable Fridge (+3)
Distracted driver vote off (+4)
Do Not Mix With (+2)
Drunk Driving Pub Crawl Olympics (+5)
Employ Helium To Make Religious Orators More Interesting (+4)
Face Shield Scrolling Text (+5)
Fast Food Fiber Funnel (+2)
Fireman's Pole Elevator (+5)
Fix Magnetic North (0)
Flip Flop Mortgage Plan (+5, -1)
Free-fall Weight Loss (+5)
Get Rich Quick Pandemic (+3)
Gnatcatcher Hat (0)
Halloween Thermite (+2)
Happy 2017 Everybody! (+8)
Has Anyone Seen...? (+4)
HB 8-Ball App (+6)
HB on other Sites (0)
Hi-speed De-leafer (+2)
Hospital Clinics in Plain English (+3, -1)
Household cloud (+4)
Lunar Poop Catapult (+1)
Marked-For-Deletion Q&A (+3)
Multiple Horns Car Horn (+10)
Nicotine Coffee Break (+2)
On-the-fly Oil Change (+2)
Poke A Delinquent Halfbaker (+4, -2)
Postit Antibacterial Mice (+2)
Private company infrastructure rebuilds (+2, -1)
Programmable LED clothing (+2, -1)
Querying charger (+6)
Race Car Turn Assist Vent (+3, -1)
Remotely Operated Auto Mechanics (+6)
Rent-an-Orbital Laser Broom (+2)
Reverse credit card (+1)
Roomba Intruder Defense System (+4)
Rotary Birdhouse Hole (+8)
Rotary Outhouse (+4)
Side Effects Drug (+4, -1)
Sleeve Switch Flashlight (+4)
Slick Stick Shift Theft Protection (+4)
Smear Campaign Ratings (+5)
Solar Powered Garden Rabbit Toaster (+2, -1)
Sports Arena Wall Commemoration (+2)
Superfluous Part Abstract Art (+4)
Sweet Revenge Chocolate (+2, -2)
Tactical Dart Camera (+4)
Thrashing garden hose irrigation (+4)
Truck Mirror Tree Trimmer (+8)
Uber Toaster (+2)
Vehicle Fuel Economy Monitor Adjustment (+4)
Windproof House (-2)

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