| | Corporate Jester | | mcoen | | Mar 15 01 |
| | Improve efficiency with song and dance |
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| | Does “best” mislead? | | rayfo | | Mar 15 01 |
| | Would “pop vote” be a better heading? |
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| | Burning Food Detector | | DrBob | | Mar 15 01 |
| | Detects the imminent meltdown of your dinner and sounds an alarm. |
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| | trade in cigarette butts | | procrastinator | | Mar 15 01 |
| | rather than tossing them everywhere, you get one cigarette for, say, 10 cigarette butts. |
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| | Enviro-noise | | 1percent | | Mar 15 01 |
| | Selectable background noise for telliing lies on the phone |
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| | Gruel After School | | PotatoStew | | Mar 15 01 |
| | We'll feed your kids when you can't be there |
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| | Too Damn Hot Day | | mcoen | | Mar 15 01 |
| | Finally, a holiday for August |
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| | 2ndstomach | | codefish | | Mar 16 01 |
| | computerised stomach - Eat anything you want and still be healthy! |
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| | umbrella-coat hat | | nano_mars | | Mar 16 01 |
| | combines the advantages of a raincoat with an umbrella, wear it like hat |
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| | Burn2 | | chas | | Mar 16 01 |
| | Smell |
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| | Hello Mullah | | ping | | Mar 16 01 |
| | Memetic warfare |
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| | Meatloaf Machine | | mcoen | | Mar 16 01 |
| | Fill your house with the smell of fresh-made meatloaf |
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| | The Gumkin | | Senor_Cluba | | Mar 16 01 |
| | a napkin for your gum |
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| | Deprocrastinator | | Goosepimple | | Mar 16 01 |
| | Activity catalyst |
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| | more parking space | | lee | | Mar 16 01 |
| | Park cars facing in alternating directions to fit in more cars |
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| | Faerie Bombing | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 17 01 |
| | A new part of the Renaissance Festival |
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| | evil freedom foundation | | egnor | | Mar 17 01 |
| | full disclosure for a better tomorrow |
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| | Restaurant Memberships 2 | | lee | | Mar 17 01 |
| | Guaranteed reservations at your favorite restaurants |
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| | Inside Out Socks | | jeff5311 | | Mar 18 01 |
| | Socks that look and feel the same when turned inside out |
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| | idea: special | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 18 01 |
| | A section for special halfbakery categories |
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| | College-style Communities | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 18 01 |
| | A prepaid service which gives you access to numerous things |
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| | shoppers you are free | | futurebird | | Mar 18 01 |
| | A proposed culture jamming event for TV turn off week. |
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| | Exploding Pigeons | | Kettch | | Mar 18 01 |
| | Pest control with a bonus |
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| | smartcard laundry | | tenhand | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Use the smartcard to solve coin-op laundry problems |
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| | Poultry Clothes | | edski | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Poultry skin clothing |
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| | Bone Heads | | benfrost | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Hardcore Skinheads |
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| | Human trap | | benfrost | | Mar 19 01 |
| | multi purpose human disposal |
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| | Empty Paper Tray Shutdown | | DrBob | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Stops annoying people from wandering off and leaving the printer paper tray empty. |
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| | MAD Fold-In Billboard | | Wes | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Just like in the back of the mag, but 100x bigger |
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| | next generation mobile phones | | djwilson | | Mar 19 01 |
| | proposed use for next generation mobile phones |
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| | SweetDreams availale in prescription only | | julien | | Mar 19 01 |
| | It's like Prozac for your subconscious |
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| | Cigarette Variety Multi-Pack | | dja | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Carton of assorted Cigarettes. |
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| | Bumper Airbags | | Skybird | | Mar 19 01 |
| | Prevent death from rear-ending |
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| | ventilation | | dansroka | | Mar 19 01 |
| | automatic ventilation system for cars |
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| | harmless nicotine? | | evanescent | | Mar 20 01 |
| | a safer cigarette, for real this time. |
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| | In-Tow Indicator | | absterge | | Mar 20 01 |
| | "I'm following him; thank you for not cutting in" |
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| | Low-Pattern-Day | | mcdonald107 | | Mar 20 01 |
| | One day a year, nothing may fly higher than 300 feet. |
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| | Punk Landscaping | | beauxeault | | Mar 20 01 |
| | retro chic lawn decor |
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| | cheese cigar | | technobadger | | Mar 20 01 |
| | cheese cigar |
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| | Hands-free, no tangle leash | | PotatoStew | | Mar 21 01 |
| | No tripping on the leash, and no need to hold onto it |
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| | Multistrength Cigarette Kit | | tempt | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Gradient power in tobacco products |
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| | Schwagmaster: the game | | rmutt | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Grab that schwag with both hands and make a dash. |
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| | Bottomless Coffee | | benfrost | | Mar 21 01 |
| | A hilarious trick |
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| | Pit Fighter Tycoon | | phonuz | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Be the Don King of underground Pit Fights! |
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| | epithetical telephone | | grom | | Mar 21 01 |
| | A telephone which records the next phrase after hangup |
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| | Visit your trash | | gd | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Visit your trash |
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| | SETI@home virus | | g | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Convince millions that alien civilization has been detected |
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| | auction arbitration | | g | | Mar 21 01 |
| | Save time and stress by short-circuiting unwanted auctions |
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| | DialPad Random Dialer | | pnewp | | Mar 21 01 |
| | I would have more fun with it if they would do this... |
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| | butt tree | | bacobit | | Mar 21 01 |
| | smoke old butts without the fear of cooties |
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| | V8 flat sided can | | bacobit | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Fits nicely against the back of the fridge, where it goes bad |
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| | regenerative foot braking | | moonmoose | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Like an electric hybrid car...for your feet |
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| | new genders | | moonmoose | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Abolish the two available genders and create new ones |
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| | Parking Spot Indicator Light | | GusLacerda | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Light indicates whether spot is available |
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| | Diet King | | benfrost | | Mar 22 01 |
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| | Theater of the Absurd | | mr shrum | | Mar 22 01 |
| | wandering troupe of actors staging practical jokes and such, in real life. |
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| | EZ-LandMine | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Biodegradable Landmine |
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| | Nano-magnets | | absterge | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Not the mythical little automatons, just plain ol' magnets, really small. |
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| | Striped Fish Randomizer | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Nature's Barcode |
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| | IronoGraph | | riposte | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Avoiding World War III through careful hand gestures |
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| | sideways mohawk (for who're thinning at the top) | | procrastinator | | Mar 22 01 |
| | take advantage of thinning hair and make it a fashion statement. |
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| | White Ink | | LittleBitONothing | | Mar 22 01 |
| | semi half-baked (quater baked?) |
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| | rear steer | | rmel | | Mar 22 01 |
| | front wheels steer but rear wheels just get draggged |
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| | Deep Vein Thrombosis | | kpnuts | | Mar 22 01 |
| | Prevention of DVT on long haul flights - use excercise machines |
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| | wireless contextualizer | | moonmoose | | Mar 23 01 |
| | explain the joke _before_ you tell it |
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| | CF Book Publishing | | gnormal | | Mar 23 01 |
| | everyone submits a piece online. when it's full, it prints. |
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| | CrematoGraph | | riposte | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Combining individuality and bereavement... |
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| | Purchasable Food Stamps | | mwburden | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Finally, you can give a handout without worry |
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| | Ecilopolice | | riposte | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Palindromic names for Emergency Services |
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| | Change Lane order | | timothy | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Safer roads by altering lane order |
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| | Tangents | | benfrost | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Documentary Show with no specific thread |
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| | teleconferencing | | jaiwahbi | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Starfish teleconferencing appliance |
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| | compost | | grumpy | | Mar 23 01 |
| | make fertiliser to re use peat based compost |
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| | Hostage! | | Rachelf | | Mar 23 01 |
| | be the last hostage alive and win $1,000,000! |
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| | unheadlight | | gd | | Mar 23 01 |
| | Headlight shields as highway dividers |
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| | Carpet-friendly Cat Food | | whoopty | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Cat food in colors that match your carpets |
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| | Drug war D-day | | hippy crusher | | Mar 24 01 |
| | The drug war meets russian roulet. |
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| | Registered Shaman | | Aristotle | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Shamans with priviledges and disadvantages |
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| | Taps in cars | | charlie-c | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Having a tap in you car |
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| | Look Ahead Spell Checker | | blahginger | | Mar 24 01 |
| | To help catch misplaced spaces |
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| | surreal clock radio | | moonmoose | | Mar 24 01 |
| | wake up to what might or might not be happening |
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| | URL Typo Corrector | | pnewp | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Browser which corrects some simple mistypings. |
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| | Human Powered Car | | mboxwell | | Mar 24 01 |
| | Pedal Powered Car |
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| | Curi-Ou's | | nick_n_uit | | Mar 24 01 |
| | The mystery breakfast cereal |
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| | Basic income | | potty | | Mar 24 01 |
| | do away with benefits |
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| | scratch cards | | unclean | | Mar 24 01 |
| | buy card from local shop then purchase goods online |
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| | Speeding Permits | | drdre | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Permits to allow speeding, w/ flashing lights |
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| | soberphone | | djymm | | Mar 25 01 |
| | a telephone with attached breathalyzer. |
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| | fibre optics | | pete anderson | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Fiber optic functions on bicycle |
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| | real play money | | egnor | | Mar 25 01 |
| | Put hyperinflation to work. |
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| | secret ballot | | td | | Mar 25 01 |
| | The Halfbaker should not know how we voted. |
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| | Refund for surplus rights | | lubbit | | Mar 25 01 |
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| | Klein Bottle Socks | | td | | Mar 26 01 |
| | You *can't* put them on inside out. |
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| | Duster Baby Clothes | | blahginger | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Baby Clothes made to pick up dust |
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| | Secretly-transparent Clothing | | VeXaR | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Clothing that appears invisible using certain glasses |
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| | Real-life Avatars | | VeXaR | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Internet-enabled goggles overlaying graphics on top of people |
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| | Digital Pigment Assistant | | riposte | | Mar 26 01 |
| | A water-resistant diary |
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| | External Device Sticklebricks | | DiSCo | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Stickle-brick computer hardware together |
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| | Disposable Cars | | absterge | | Mar 26 01 |
| | at ~$3K, good for 10K miles |
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| | IKEA Porn Caravan(TM) | | KB2 | | Mar 26 01 |
| | Spin-off business plan, monopolising on the "bored dutiful husband" market. |
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