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For the bored country kids in your neighborhood.....DeerCrow tipping. |
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This means I have to listen to the lawn mower all night ? |
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Since it's a lawn mower, they'd have to be careful. |
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a robotic lawn-guard-dog-mower... thingy. + |
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//This means I have to listen to the lawn mower all night ?// |
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If the barking was loud enough, you'd never hear the mower. |
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Deer -- Ha! Just wait until they're all on your roof and then run away with the ladder. |
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You would put DeerAibo out in the evening. It would finish mowing within a couple of hours, so overnight should not be a problem. |
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Barking would of course only happen if the deer actually come. |
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// pellet targeting system // |
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Deer taste really good when correctly cooked. Something a little more lethal than a pellet gun would be beneficial. |
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// Wake up to a freshly mowed lawn and uneaten hedges. // and several month's worth of roast dinners for you and your neighbours. |
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