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Spastard
A blend of SPAM Luncheon Meat and custard. | |
The blend of SPAM Luncheon Meat and Custard to create "Spastard Hi Energy Protien Drink."
Wagon Wheel
http://www.nicecupo...evious.php3?item=18 [zen_tom, Sep 13 2005]
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Mmmp! Let me be first to complete the category full-house of bones. |
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Is this just a recipe contrived to be able to invent the word 'Spastard'? |
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Just the thing to go with the fish in the top left corner. |
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and where exactly do you think will stock this Hi-Energy Protein drink? |
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I suggest SoHo 'health clubs', 'ironic' Shoreditch eateries, food fayres or maybe pet food outlets....
You could make it in a few variations too, like chunky. smooth, with a hint of Basil etc.... |
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I stand shoulder to shoulder with st3f, narrowing my eyes at the creative order here. But I like, and frankly the explanation could have been a lot, lot, lot, lot worse. |
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I've been in a few pubs that actually serve this drink. Although they call it advocaat. |
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I just know that the next time I'm in a situation where I am close to vomiting and it is extremely important that I do not vomit, one word will pop into my mind: spastard. I'm feeling sick now. |
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Need a dash of Buckleys mixture. |
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<python> We've got Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Luncheon Meat and Spam. Rather alot of Spam, really. </python> |
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I like to eat ham and jam and SPAMALOT!!!!! |
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Not blended together though. |
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This popped up when I hit the random; it sounds horrible. |
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Until today I wouldn't have believed it possible to make
either spam or custard less pleasant. |
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The name's great, though it sounds like several insults rolled-into-one! This could be very time-saving, in a heated argument. |
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Wanker. A delightfully subtle synergy of the finest Wagon Wheels, and a Wanker. (Actually, you can skip the Wagon Wheels if you want) |
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Fucktard. Carefully blend 3 quarts of Fettuccine, layer with sliced duck, and top with mustard seeds. Place in the oven and fuck a bastard, a retard and a bowl of custard until golden brown. Garnish with parsely, and serve. |
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[zen_tom] is just Willy Wonka growing into a dirty old man. |
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I'm just allowing my inner dirty old man some theraputic self expression time. |
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Humpburger. Cockwurst. Fuckbutter. Arseberry Jam. Wank Mayonaise (Mayonank, Wayonaise, Wankonaise?) Vulvade. Vaginarine. |
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