Voice

Currently wallowing in a somewhat shallower pool of cortisol and self-pity.

[Nov 28 2005, last modified Aug 28 2023]

1 hour of programming cost index (+5)
100 million year project II (+3, -1)
3-D chess (+2)
A book I can read that tells me what to do. (+5, -8)
A cacophony of lies (+4)
A fresh start (+2)
A home for those without (+3, -1)
A lab full of jerks (+6)
A method for sneaking guaranteed basic income in through the back door (+2)
A patter of rain (+1, -2)
A rainy day (+4)
A simulverse test (+3)
Active defense resistant cluster missile (+3)
active fall protection for laptops (+4)
Actively cooled bread-working surface (+7)
Advanced math symbol refrigerator magnets (+8, -1)
AI-Enabled Automatic Hat Tipping Parrot (+7, -7)
AI greeter (+5)
AI-made porn plots (+1, -4)
AI recipe generator app II (+2)
Airbase convoy (+3)
airjohn (+3)
Airplane lifting hot air balloon (+6)
All-seeing monocle of fashion (+4)
Almost a Gambling gym (+9, -3)
almost telepathy (+5, -2)
alternative artificial heart placement (+1)
Anarchosymphony (+2)
Another ergonomic mouse (+1, -1)
anti-bacterial marble countertops (+3, -4)
Anti-bear claymore girdle (+2)
Anti-bear skin cream (+1)
Anti bear sombrero (+9)
Anti-bear sombrero V (+4)
Anti-Entropic Energy Binding (+1, -3)
anti-gravity custard-filled, genetically engineered perpetual motion device (+5, -27)
Anti-intimidation training (+7, -3)
Anti robot drone (-1)
Ants (+5, -6)
Any Card lock (+2)
Anyway Transportation Company (+1)
AR ad-block (+1)
Arm straw (+1)
Artificial volcano cremation (+5)
Ass hat Angel hat (+6, -2)
AutoDefamator (+2)
Automatic counterweight for washing machines (+3)
Automatic cup lid (+4)
Automatic scambaiting (+4)
autonomous multi-celled butt washer (+3, -1)
Autotrainer (+6)
Autoweeebile III (+1)
axe bow (+3)
Baby delivery by stork (+7)
Baby sensors for large appliances (+1)
Back Bumper Bulwark (+3)
Bacon balls (+2, -6)
Bacon Scroll (+2, -4)
Baking for our grandchildren (+8, -1)
Balloon Display (+1, -3)
Balls of steel (+1, -3)
base-emitting artificial tooth (-4)
battle planner for Eve Online (-1)
Be a prophet, guaranteed! (-5)
Be able to see your toes in just one year! (0)
Benchmark Blinkenlights (0)
Better Spam (-4)
Bicycle prop (-5)
big bloody looking bandages (+2, -2)
big desert rolling pin (+9, -1)
Bikini babes for accident scenes (+3)
Biofilth (+6)
Birdbanking (+8, -1)
Black hole gun (+1, -3)
Blacklisting Browser II (+3, -1)
Blatantly Idiotic Predictions for 3014 (+1, -1)
Blight (+3)
Boat Shoes 2 (0)
Boat shoes 3 (0)
bombastick (+4)
Bondage practice doll (+10, -10)
Boob friendly video compression layer (0)
Boozy kisses (-1)
bore blocker (+7, -1)
Bounced signal time capsule (+1, -2)
Bouncy Golf Balls 2 (-4)
Boycott this! (+3)
Brain scrambler (+1, -3)
break up a black hole (+7, -4)
Breakfast Convoy (+4)
Bubble zapper (+1)
Bucket O' Links (+8)
Buffer me long and hard (+23)
Bullet catching missile (+3, -7)
Bun Average (+2, -6)
Burrito Banding (+11, -1)
butterfly wings for airplanes (+4, -1)
Buy me! (+1)
Buy the "peace" from Russia (-1)
Buzzkeeper (0)
Calciballs (+4)
Call Mom every week (+6, -2)
Candle alarm clock (+4)
candy and cereal (+1)
car eyebrows (+6)
Carbon fixed house (+1, -3)
carrier shell (+3, -1)
Casimir Drive (+2, -1)
cat's umbrella (+2, -2)
Cat scent (+3, -6)
Cell phone black box (+3, -2)
Cellam (0)
Centrifugal Diaper 2 (0)
Charity Work gift certificate (-1)
Chi/Chim/Chem/Cheir (+1)
Chihuahuacroquet 2 (+1, -2)
Childrens bank (+1)
Chipped ice cream (+3)
Chocolate and nuts mixer (+3, -1)
Cigar Ninjas (+1)
city disaster insurance (0)
City-wide sprinklers (+2, -3)
Civilization V: Torches and Pitchforks (0)
Claws (+2)
Cleaning mode for computers (+3)
clip-on jammer (-2)
Clock maker (+4)
Clubs for teens (+6, -4)
Codephrase helps stop prison rape (+2, -1)
coffee bot (+2)
Coffee Whacker II (+3)
Cold beer, fast! (+1)
collaborative gigapixel camera (+3)
Collaborative journal by the public (+1)
color checker (+2)
Common command cache (+1, -2)
Complete car recycling (+1, -8)
Compliments that sound like insults (+8, -1)
Computer-Brain Interface Protocol (-2)
Computer generated languages (+4, -1)
Computer Nerd Radio (+2, -1)
Computing with pressure (+3)
Context feeder for language disambiguation (0)
Continental Plate (+4)
Conventional ICBM (+1, -3)
cookable clothing (+2)
Cooking with human eggs (-2)
Cooking with man made gas (+1, -3)
Covid flicking finger II (0)
Crashed program memory dump (+1, -2)
Crayon printer (+6)
Credit balancing service (+1)
Crime preventing panic button (0)
crime scene (+5, -1)
Crunchy Muahahas (+5, -3)
Cult of the Hamburger (+3, -13)
cup size coffee maker (+3)
Custard Rims (+1, -1)
Customer decoy (+7)
Daily stock reports (+1)
data over modem for smart phones (+2, -1)
death lottery bomb (+1, -3)
deck-of-cards armor (+4)
Differential magnet lock (+3)
Disaster kit in a (big) box (+6)
disaster search public assistance cameras (+2)
displaced air mouse trap (+2)
Disposabowl (+3, -2)
Distributed brake graffiti (+14, -2)
DIY repair shop (+19, -1)
Do not enforce patent addendum (+1, -1)
Do not push this button (+5, -2)
Dontinterruptmedamnit amplifier (+4, -4)
Double vote for link markings for old ideas (-1)
Dr. Hanson (+4)
Drain Yellowstone caldera (+1)
Dramatize all the things! (+2)
Dream Scratcher III (+1)
Drive bay printer (+4)
Driving Straw (0)
E-Z Barf (0)
easier unstripping tool (0)
Easy bust-out shirt (+5, -4)
Eat this, you fat slob (+4, -4)
egg cooking carton (+3)
Electromagnetic aircraft braking (+4)
Elevated microwave oven platform (0)
Elongated sphereoid overlay for aircraft (0)
Encoded nova (+3, -1)
Entropic HalfBakery (+4, -2)
ET in vacation photos II (+4)
Eve we can dream it (+4, -1)
evil bed (+4)
Evolution in a box (+3, -1)
Exercise Is For The Birds II (+3)
Exercise is for the birds III (+3)
Extensible human (0)
External combustion aircraft engine (+8, -7)
extra extra extra large paper towel (+5)
Extra, extra long kinetic energy penetrator rounds (+1)
Fake an alien invasion (-8)
Fake cockpit (0)
Fake Fake Suicide Bombings (+3)
fake money wallet (+3, -1)
Fake World War III (+1)
Faraday cage for tanks (0)
Farmer Tan Eradication Clothes (+1)
Fart-b-gone (+2)
Fidget game (+1)
Fight club (+1, -1)
Fine-grained warrant canaries (+3)
Finger putt-putt (+4, -4)
Fire Alarm II (+3, -1)
First Class Travel room (+3)
Fishing caddy (0)
Flag Oneupsman Minus One (+2)
Floor mower (0)
Fluffaway (+5, -1)
Fluffaway II (+2)
Foam squirter (+2, -1)
Fonts for dyslexics II (+4, -1)
forest harvester (+1, -2)
Forgotten prenup (+1)
Free hugs! (+4)
Frog-in-the-water brainwashing (+2, -1)
From Go to Politician in one easy step! (+4)
fruit of the poisoned tree research review (+4, -1)
Fuel Drones (+1)
Fuller bakery (0)
Fully self-driving cars with today's technology (+2)
Garbageland (+18, -3)
Gas fireplace with moving logs (+3)
General AI development process (0)
Generic Human Project (+2)
Genetic Gastronomy (+2)
GI bill for undergrads (+5)
giant heavy hot air balloon for containing radioactive steam (+1, -2)
Giant letters identify fronts (+4, -1)
Giant olives (+3)
Giant shotgun clears landmines (-1)
Gift certificates by the penny (+1)
Gimp mask of +1 snoozing (0)
Golf ball dimples for vertical, lift style, windmills (+1)
Google Instamaps (+4)
Gothic blood clinic (+1)
Grafit-a-spam (+1)
Grand Unified Dependency Checker (+1, -1)
Graph ideas by date (+2)
Graveyard orbit for people (+4)
Gunfire-activated electromagnet (+1)
Gunfire activated light (+2)
Guns for Zebras (+6, -5)
guy that looks poor (+2, -8)
Half Bakery Nutritional Supplement (+1, -12)
Halloween vampire shaped bat house (+2)
Hamster Drone (+2)
Handheld Mirror Airbag (0)
Hardcore Beef racks (-1)
hardpoint mounted paratrooper (-7)
harness chair (+4)
Hat over the Fence 2 (+2, -4)
Hat over the Fence 3 (+1, -3)
Hat over the Fence 4 (-1)
Hat over the Fence 5 (+2, -1)
HB Madlib (+1, -3)
Headers for scientific papers (+1, -2)
Heads up (+4)
heat exchange alarm clock (+3)
heat-sink ice tray (+4)
Helisubtruck (+5, -5)
Herokillis (+2)
Hide all youtube videos with titles that start with numbers (0)
High voltage, low current base plate around bottom of toilet (+2, -1)
Higher on the sides (+2)
Higher on the sides II (0)
Highly Adaptive Phased Array (+5)
Hillary Clinton knife block (+4, -2)
Hinged steel notes (+3)
Hired crowds (+1)
Hold my beer (+8)
Homeopathic Sleeping Clinic (+3, -2)
Honest Job collection agency (+4, -3)
Hot butter knife II (+1)
House smotherer (+2, -1)
Hovercraft in space (+2)
How I learned to stop worrying and love Skynet (+3)
How to help your human (+1)
hugging booths (+10)
Hummer Holding (-7)
Hurl hose (+2, -3)
Hurricane coffee table (+13)
Hydrogen cigar lighter (+3)
Hysteria for the greater good. (+4)
I can dodge bullets! (+3)
I live with a troll (+7)
I love my job! (+2)
I'm from the government, and I'm here to help! (+6, -1)
I'm not being sarcastic (0)
Ice chess (+1)
Image enhancement by OCR and image recognition (+2)
immune system paleontology (0)
inebriated monkey category (+2)
Inefficient Design (+2)
Infinifry (+5)
Information Density based video speed selection (+5)
information storage +1 (+1, -1)
Instacool (0)
Instructional videos for robots (+2)
IR distortion field (+2, -1)
Japan geek tour (+5, -3)
Jerks for Charity (+2)
Jet enabled Dyson sphere (0)
Just 15 more minutes (+2)
Just try it (+1, -1)
kama sutra crackers (+7, -2)
Keeper of secrets (-2)
keratin implants (+2, -1)
kill switch (-1)
Kim Jong Wack-a-mole (0)
kitchen jigsaw (+1)
kitchen telemanipulator (+7)
Laser bolts that you can see (+2)
Leercounter (+2, -1)
legalize attempted bribery (+2, -2)
Lemon bot (+2)
little livers everywhere (+1, -1)
Living trophy (+5, -1)
Look for neutrinos coming from black holes (+5)
Lotterator 9000 (+2)
low level sound hearer (0)
Luxuroom (+3)
Magaboomvroom (+3)
Magazine lock (+5, -5)
magnetic lottery manipulation (+1)
magneto-nuclear asteroid steering (+7)
Mahjong flash cards (+1)
Make mine dippable (0)
Man Mall (+20, -9)
Marathon pit stop. (+1, -2)
Martian Studies (0)
masochistic computing companion (+6, -1)
Massive, complicated control panel (+10, -1)
Massively Distributed Strong AI (+1, -1)
Mattresses as emergency floatation devices (+6)
Mechanical Shoulder Parrot (+1, -1)
Medical training for all (0)
Melting ornaments (+1)
Merry Christmas to me (+2)
Metachess (+5, -2)
Micro-ISP (+3)
Microwave food stirring (0)
mini galaxy (+1, -1)
Mirror snails (+5, -4)
Mirrored cat hats (+1)
Mist toilet 2 (+2)
mite-killing bed (+3)
Modularity! The vehicle. (+1, -2)
More evasive torpedo (+1)
Mosqiotobait 2 (+4)
mosquito seeking missile (+4)
Mosquitobait (+2)
Mount Eversatz (+2, -1)
Move Seoul (+5, -1)
moving fuzzies for baby incubators (+1)
Moving target urinal (+2)
multi-headed pen (-2)
Murder and rapine (+5, -1)
Mutual leash (+4)
myburnerphone.com (0)
Mystical Laser Candle Lighter (+6)
Nailinator (+1, -1)
National Honesty Index (+1)
naughty burka (+21, -1)
Neck stretcher (+2)
Nevermiss urinal (+3)
nightmare preventer (+3, -2)
NIST Standard Idiot (+3)
No diploma? No problem! (+1)
No listicles (+5)
No, really: don't take this with alcohol! (+3)
Nobel Lies (+1)
Non-bumping anno (-4)
North Korea food offensive (+1, -4)
Not a bus (+2, -4)
Not About You (+3)
Now that's a GOOD cup of coffee (+1)
nuclear melt-down heat sink (+2, -1)
obscene X-ray goggles (+4, -3)
Octostove (+17, -1)
Odd shapes video series (+3)
Office Trains (+2)
Old-fashioned Cheese and Weasel (-2)
Open Heart (+1)
Open source city-wide anonymous autonomous robust vehicle control mechanism (+2)
Outhouse on a rope (+1)
Ow, right in the verticle stabilizer! (+1, -1)
Pachydermic Piano (+5)
Pain of living in the wild index (-4)
Paint artillery (+6)
Paint Bomb 2 (0)
Paintball Snipers, Inc (+8, -1)
Palmtop copier (+4, -1)
panicked pounding boss key (+1, -1)
Paperclips for the wealthy (+14)
Paperclips for the wealthy II (+1)
Parachutes! IN SPAAAAAAACE! (+4)
Party like it's 1699 (+2, -2)
pass phrase search space reducer (0)
Passenger protection ponchos (0)
People protecting pond poker (+2)
Permaspin house (+7, -1)
personal sock maker (+6, -1)
Personal storage tattoo (+2)
Philae: the movie (+6)
Philosophical standing patch (+1, -3)
Phone and bandwidth backed currency (0)
piercings for G support (+2)
Pinball skating rink (0)
planned-crisis motivation (+1, -4)
Plate packing protector projecting flower power podium (+2)
play-by-mail tennis II (+2)
polyhedral crystal display (0)
pooled responsibility sperm donation (+3, -3)
poop hardener (+6, -1)
Poop recipe book II (0)
prehistoric restaurant (+5)
ProfessionalBeggar.com (+2, -3)
Psychological targets (+6)
Psychological targets II (0)
Public Dishwashers II (+6, -1)
Push toilet (-2)
Put a big bucket of liquid Nitrogen in race cars (+1, -5)
Put schools in all guns (+4)
Put this butt in your nest (+3)
quantified entity specific information content (-1)
Quasirandom churn provides plausible deniability of piracy (+2)
Quick-swap windshield (0)
Quicker winter dipper stripper (+1)
Random factor result hider (+2)
rapid natural selection for human safety (+1, -1)
readtome.org (+2)
Really big news alert (+3, -2)
Realspace Object Library (+3)
Recycled Buildings (+5, -1)
red-yellow-green light for doors (+2, -1)
Remit human rights for nonhuman agents created to manipulate people (+6, -1)
Requiem For A Dream Theminator (0)
rescue caches (+1)
Reshapeable Windows 2 (+6)
Resonance based explosive timing (+2)
Rick roll jammer II (+8)
ring of +1 dexterity (+4)
Rise and 'shine (+12)
Robotennis (+1)
Robotic arm patches tanks (+1)
Rollaboat (+2, -1)
Sale of indulgences II (0)
Salty wing (+3, -3)
Save it for Later II (0)
Schrodinger's Education (+4)
Scrolling wallpaper (+2)
Security ballot paper (+1)
See through the clamor of battle (+2)
seed bullet (+11, -2)
Segmented coffee cartridge (+2)
self agitating cup (+3)
Self-cleaning carpet II (+1)
self cleaning surface (+1)
self cleaning toilet (0)
Sell only a private, small-group viewiing license (+1)
Seoul Nearest Available Shelter App (+3)
Sex doll and phone sex worker integration for VR environments (+3)
sex up history (+1)
Shantytown, USA (+4, -1)
Shirt accessories (+5)
shock coffin (+9)
shock fishing (-2)
Signed invention file (+1, -1)
Sink of +1 laziness (+2)
smart dust defeating smart dust (0)
Smarter shelf (+2)
Social clue handler (0)
Social Distance perfume (+2)
Sock Trap 2 (+10)
socket-seeking plug (-2)
Socks in a Can 2 (+3, -1)
solar flatbed (+6)
Solar powered train (+3)
soldier decoy (+3)
Sonic screw loosener (+1)
soul clearing house (+3)
space on earth (+6, -1)
spank percussion (+3, -1)
Special counsel to save the AIDS research (+2)
Special Votes II (0)
Speed Decoy II (-1)
Sports camoflage (+1, -1)
Spring Loaded edge nets (+1)
Squeeze the rovers prize (+4, -1)
Squeeze them low (+2)
Standard of living measurement (+3)
Standardized bumper cars (-2)
Starfleet Academy (+4, -4)
Starship blisters (+6)
Step away (-1)
stinky yard makes dogs happy (+5, -1)
Stock Market Casino (+3, -1)
Store twenty million meals in south korea (+4, -2)
Streamlined shirt (+1)
Stripes of fewer bloodsuckers (+2)
Stripper chits (+5)
Stuff Tracker (+4, -1)
Stump removal robot (0)
stupider chickens (+3, -5)
Sub-freezer (+1)
Submarine Insertion (+5, -7)
Substrate focused supercomputer design (+1, -1)
Sudoku me (+3, -1)
sugar absorbing cup (+2, -1)
Sugar glass car windows (+5)
sugar ice (+1)
Suicide bomber safe houses (+2, -3)
Supercore (+2)
Swasher (+7)
sweaty balls (-12)
Swiftly moving sunlight (+4)
symmedentology II (0)
Takeoff Clearance light (0)
Tanner pad 2 (+2, -1)
Taxi hailing app (+3)
Telepathic Ants (+3, -7)
temperature difference generator (+4, -10)
temperature difference solar energy storage mechanism (0)
The 100 million year project (+9)
The all hedging fund (+2)
the All Powering battery (+3, -2)
The Big Boat Liberator (+2)
The big glass ball o SPAAAAAAAACE viewing (+1)
The death of three lines (+3)
The Devil Went Down to Florida (+6)
The emergencies are over act (+6)
The Event of the Millenia (+4)
The floating passenger cabin (+4)
The garter of +4 lasciviousness (+3)
The Great Roundup Resistant Weed Roundup (+1, -1)
The hinged tire (+3)
The Human Beak (+5)
the last meal (+4, -8)
The last pair of earbuds you'll ever have to buy (+1)
The leper colony (+2)
The lock genies (+1, -2)
The monument of why (+3)
The Real Lightsabre II (+1)
The river of wine (+2)
The rug of Zen (+5)
The Soul-Sucking Selfie II (+3)
The square drive platter (0)
The squirming blanket (+1, -1)
The steaming mug of coffee (+1)
The steaming mug of coffee II (+5)
The Stream (+2, -1)
The suitcase that rights itself (+1)
The Sword of Dirty Tricks (0)
The ugly horn project (+2)
The Wagon (+2, -2)
The wet greyhound (+2)
Thirsty animated coaster (+7)
Thought Police 2200 (+3, -9)
three slices of toast farm (+3, -1)
Tilted greenhouse (+3)
tiny sculpture maker (+3)
Tip the chef (+23, -3)
Tire shredder (+1)
Toaster Shoe II (0)
toilet gloves (+1)
Torn Paper musical instrument (+3)
Tornado maker (+1)
Tornado observation dome (+7)
Torque coupling allows lighter vehicles (-1)
Tracking profile preserves privacy (-1)
Trick Rubics Cube (+4)
Trojan Thermals 2 (+2)
Tube Launderette 2 (+1)
two point of view adaptive camouflage (-3)
Unambitious record of civilization (+4)
unhot pepper prank (+1, -1)
Unique Presentation Fonts (+1)
Unofficial Office of Scambusting (0)
User-selected QOS (+2)
Van de Graaf scepter (+5)
Verified in America (+5)
viral liposuction (+2, -2)
Virtual Home .01 beta (+1, -1)
Virtual USS Enterprise (+7)
Voice's driving school and discount taxi service (+6)
Walking on water (+4)
Wall of popcorn (+4, -4)
War octopodes (+1)
Warm fuzzies for seals (+1, -1)
Water injection for blood draining (+1)
Waterbra (+5)
Watershirt (+8)
watershirt 2: the wickening (+1)
Watson Tutorbot (+4)
Watt-backed money (+15, -10)
Waxnado (+7)
We love you [Bliss] (+19)
We're all gonna die, but at least I'll die rich (+4)
weak sails for racing (+2)
wearable terahertz radiation emitter (0)
Weight pack for VR gaming (+2)
Whole House Air Cycle (+3)
whole mouth electric toothbrush (+8)
Willpower in a box (+1)
Windshield melter (+1)
Wine sniffing robot (0)
Wood score (+1, -1)
Wooden watch for knocking (+3)
Woop woop bang (+2)
word brain mapping (+1, -1)
Work for your passage (+1, -2)
Workplace Achievements (-1)
WOW guerrilla warfare by Orc (+1)
Wristwatch of the aeons (+6)
Writer's block demolition by automated creation of word clouds (+2)
yard of eggnog (+6, -7)
You did it! Here's a treat (+3)
You talk too much (+4)
your true smell (+2)
Zinc on the ground wire (-1)

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