Meta half baking for a better tomorrow.

[Nov 28 2005, last modified Mar 16 2009]

A book I can read that tells me what to do. (+2, -7)
AI-Enabled Automatic Hat Tipping Parrot (+5, -6)
Almost a Gambling gym (+8, -2)
anti-bacterial marble countertops (+2, -5)
Anti-Entropic Energy Binding (+1, -2)
anti-gravity custard-filled, genetically engineered perpetual motion device (+6, -19)
Ants (+5, -5)
Ass hat Angel hat (+6, -2)
Bacon balls (+3, -4)
Bacon Scroll (+2, -1)
Balloon Display (+1, -2)
Be a prophet, guaranteed! (-4)
Beautiful People setting (-12)
Bondage practice doll (+10, -10)
Bounced signal time capsule (+1, -1)
Bouncy Golf Balls 2 (-4)
Bun Average (+1, -5)
Burrito Banding (+10, -1)
Carbon fixed house (+1, -3)
Cat scent (+2, -5)
Chihuahuacroquet 2 (+1, -2)
City-wide sprinklers (+1, -2)
clip-on jammer (+1)
Clock maker (+3)
Clubs for teens (+4, -3)
Complete car recycling (-5)
Computer Nerd Radio (+1)
cookable clothing (+2)
Crashed program memory dump (+1, -2)
Cult of the Hamburger (+3, -13)
DIY repair shop (+14, -1)
Dontinterruptmedamnit amplifier (+4, -4)
Drive bay printer (+4)
Extensible human (0)
Fake an alien invasion (-9)
Finger putt-putt (+4, -4)
Garbageland (+15, -3)
GI bill for undergrads (+5)
Grand Unified Dependency Checker (+1)
Guns for Zebras (+6, -5)
Half Bakery Nutritional Supplement (+1, -8)
hardpoint mounted paratrooper (-8)
Hat over the Fence 2 (+2, -4)
Hat over the Fence 3 (+1, -3)
HB Madlib (+1, -3)
heat-sink ice tray (+4)
Helisubtruck (+5, -5)
Hummer Holding (-3)
Hurl hose (+2, -3)
Japan geek tour (+4, -3)
kill switch (-1)
little livers everywhere (+1, -2)
Man Mall (+18, -9)
Marathon pit stop. (+1, -1)
masochistic computing companion (+6, -1)
Massively Distributed Strong AI (+1, -1)
mini galaxy (+1, -1)
Mirror snails (+5, -4)
Monitoring Mosquito (+3)
multi-headed pen (+1, -2)
Non-bumping anno (-4)
obscene X-ray goggles (+2, -3)
Octostove (+17, -1)
Palmtop copier (+2, -1)
Paperclips for the wealthy (+13)
planned-crisis motivation (+1, -4)
ProfessionalBeggar.com (+2, -3)
pun.com (+7, -9)
Recycled Buildings (+4, -1)
Reshapeable Windows 2 (+4)
Robotennis (0)
self cleaning surface (+1)
Shirt accessories (+5)
shock coffin (+9)
Sock Trap 2 (+12)
socket-seeking plug (-2)
Spread-spectrum encryption protocol (+2, -1)
Starfleet Academy (+4, -3)
Stock Market Casino (+2, -1)
Streamlined shirt (+1)
Stripper chits (+5)
Submarine Insertion (+4, -7)
Suicide bomber safe houses (+2, -2)
temperature difference generator (+3, -8)
the All Powering battery (+1, -2)
the last meal (+4, -8)
The Wagon (+2, -1)
Thought Police 2200 (+2, -7)
Tip the chef (+21, -2)
two point of view adaptive camouflage (-3)
User-selected QOS (+2)
viral liposuction (+2, -3)
Watt-backed money (+14, -10)
Work for your passage (+1)
yard of eggnog (+5, -5)

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