Truth is like a Vernon idea - far too complex for all but a few to read through. Life really needs a synopsis at the beginning.

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<quote source="Mr. Tamborine Man" type="song" author="Bob Dylan">...and but for the sky there are no fences facing.</quote>

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Real halfbirthday: [Feb 10 2003]

[Aug 19 2004, last modified Sep 03 2008]

360° x 360° Spherical LED Monitor (+13, -3)
3D Video Camera (+3)
All-day Heart Rate Monitor (+4, -1)
Allergycard.com (+11, -1)
Almost Delivery Service (+10, -1)
Anti-viral Internet Gloves (+4, -2)
Anykey (+4)
Assigned Movie Seating (+5, -4)
Balloonera (+5, -1)
Barcode Hand Stamp (+6, -3)
Barcode Wine List (+13, -1)
Bathroom Button (+1)
Blackholeapult (+11, -2)
Blogware (+3, -4)
Bluetooth Warriors (+1, -2)
Brain Scanning Classrooms (+5, -12)
Bring back sawdust sausages (+6, -2)
Bustress (+6, -2)
"Buy it now" stickers (+12, -1)
Car reading blacklight (+13, -2)
Carbicle (+13, -1)
Cargo Ship Roller Unloading (+1)
CAT Dentistry (+5)
caulk full of anything (+7)
Cell phone tourism (+2)
Chair on a rope (+3)
Child-free Airplanes (+7, -5)
Choco-bot (+4)
Clear Coffee (+7, -2)
Club Card Pen (+3)
Coma car containing convenient carpool companion (+17, -2)
Condom Belt Buckle (+21, -1)
Controlled Car Network (+2, -4)
CookieCone (+3)
Curvy Turn Signals (+3, -1)
Database of Scientific Problems (+8)
Diet Blood Yeast (+7, -2)
Dirigible Sunshade (+17)
Dog Ice Cream (+2)
Dogway (+12)
Domestic water energy storage (+4)
Doodlepants (+7, -1)
Doorfog (+1)
Double Tetherball, Sans-pole (+3, -3)
Dry Erase Printer (+3)
Ear Magnets (+2)
Edible Fruit Stickers (+17)
Encrypted Video Camera (+11)
Evaporative Uniform (+2)
Exploding Infant Seat (+2, -1)
Explosive Cigarettes (+3)
Express Escalators (+6, -2)
Eyedomes (+3)
Factless News Filter (+37, -4)
Fake Office Skylights (+5)
Famous Places, Ridiculous Races (+12)
Faucet Thermometer (+7)
Flapping Sheet Hologram (+9)
Flash Paper Dress (+21, -6)
Flashing Beeping Croissant (+9)
Flight Suit (+13, -2)
Float-thru Service (+2)
Flossing Fish (+1)
Foul Weather Fountain (+4)
Free pigeon eggs for all (+10, -4)
Fresh Bake Bagels (+1)
Fresh ground coffee mug pocket (+26)
Fresh Water Hand Pump (+7, -1)
Frozen Lathe Display (+17, -1)
Full Body Scanner (+1, -1)
Full Service Salon (+3, -1)
Global Warming Solved by Beer (+14)
Golden Smile (+10, -1)
Green Recycle Stamp (+6, -2)
Green Solar Powered Ice-Based Refrigeration, With Radiative Heat Rejection (+5, -3)
Gyro Piezo Pogo (+3)
Halfbakery Graveyard (+5)
Headlight Rings (+1)
Heavy Water Coffee (+4, -1)
High-heel Fashion Mukluks (+5)
Hot Tub Theatre (+1)
I'm Free (+4, -3)
Ice cream drill (+11)
Ice Sculpture Table (+18)
Increased Entropy Government (+6)
Instant Beer (+3, -6)
Internet Microwave (+1)
Invisible Tree (+3)
It's Raining Water Balloons (+6)
Jigsaw Shredder (+16, -1)
Junkyard Wars - Halfbakery Edition (+4)
Laptop Belt Tray (+1, -1)
Lazy Susan Utility Belt (+36)
Long skinny toast (+9, -2)
Lost HB Annos (+9, -1)
Low friction high speed transit (+7, -2)
Lower Idling for Fuel Economy (+5, -3)
Macrowave (+4)
Map on a Bus (+14, -3)
Market Rate Parking Meters (+6, -3)
Martyr Mortars (+11, -4)
Massive AOL CD Solar Collector Array (+7, -1)
Massive Solar Collector Array (of Doom!) (+5)
Melon Scratch and Sniff Guidelines (+2, -3)
Melon Thumping Educational CDs (+10, -2)
Mercury Engine (+2)
Mercury House (+4)
Mirror Monitor (+3, -3)
Multicolored Mechanical Pencil (+4)
New Orleans Dead Zone Fountain (+7)
Nut Vending Machine (+13)
# of Annos View (+7)
Office rent (+10, -2)
Parabolic Ice Park (+10)
Passenger Pedal Power (+11)
Passive Delevators (+2)
pen that leaks (0)
Piezoelectric Laser Gun (+2)
Pizzonuts (+5)
Pothole-based GPS calibration (+11, -1)
Privatize the Penny (+14, -4)
Projection Monitor (+5)
Protest Tortoise Shell (-2)
Quarkies (+42)
Quick-Load Double-Decker (+16)
Rainbow Advertising (+8, -2)
Rainforest Fruit (+3)
Raw Egg Burner (+5, -1)
Reality Blog (+1, -1)
Recordable Frosting (+16, -1)
Resealable throat port (+1)
Restaurant Volume Knob (+10)
Reusable Returning ICBMs (+2, -2)
RFID Golf Ball (+3)
Risottomatic (+2)
Roof Pools (+2)
Roof Water (+2, -1)
Sailing Cruise Ship (+3)
Seasonal Do (+11, -1)
Seaweed Power (+8)
Seltzer Soda Top (+12)
Sharp Steel Booties (+2)
Shower Cost Minder (+13, -1)
Shrinky Screens (+1)
Sky Pendula (+3)
Sliding Scale Drinks (+9, -4)
Sling Shots (+4)
Smooth GPS (+3)
Spindows (+13)
Spinning City of Fun (+6)
Squirrel Cage Waterslide (+1)
Stacked Yards (+6)
Steaming fountain skyscraper sculpture (+30, -2)
Step Mattress (+1)
Sticky Can (+3, -2)
Street Light Coordinate Label (+9)
Strip Club Sperm Bank (+15, -11)
Strobe Light Planet (+11, -2)
Subway Doorwalls (+1)
Suit of swing (+7, -2)
Sun-based economy (+8)
Sunovision (+2)
Surprise Visine Spray Bottle (+6, -1)
"Take a Number" Back Roll (+6)
Textual Human Interface (+2)
The eye-catching flashy spinning sun hat (+2)
The sound of one hand not clapping (+10, -3)
The Un-tippy Pile (+2)
Time Machine Theatre (+19, -1)
Tiny Seattle [half]con (+9)
Tortoise Coaster + (bonus!) A Moveable Feast (+5)
Tortoise Flipper (+4)
Tortoise Reverse (+2)
Tortoise Shell Games (+3)
Touch my monitor, and I'll... (+11, -2)
Train TV (+10)
Truffle Map (+5, -1)
TXT Player (+15, -1)
UK Dimmer (+4)
Unique Identifiers for Socks (+6)
Universal Keyless Entry (+4)
URL Bait and Switch (+1, -4)
Valved Baggies (+4, -1)
Visualizations for the Deaf (+2)
Wall Exoskeleton (+2)
Water Cooler Service Light (+1)
Web Watcher (+3)
Whipped Ice Jumping (+11, -1)
Wobble Clock (+16)

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