The Fonz Koan:
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A master stood attending to his business when a young disciple came and asked him how he could reach enlightenment.

The master replied,
"Aaaayyyyyy."

Schrödinger's Cat's Koan:
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A master was attending his business when a disciple lifted the lid of his box in order to ascertain whether his quantum wave-function had collapsed.

The master replied,
"Miaow!"

Chewbacca's Koan:
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"Hhhüürrrrrrrn Maarrrruuuuuuuuughhhhhhh! Auurrrrwwwll Grruuuuaaaaggghhh Mroooaaaaghhhh Arrrghhhhh Graaaarwwllllllgh!"

A monk asked Kegon:
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How does an enlightened one return to the ordinary world?"
Kegon replied, "A broken mirror never reflects again; fallen flowers never go back to old branches."

"The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat." - Confucius

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