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Everyone (excluding PETA personnel) can reach me at:
carpentt {at} chartertn [dot] net
In the Oven:
* Electronic Guillotine (gross)
* Stringless Harp - (baked!)
* Cicada Beauty Contest (maybe?)
* Noiseless Shipping Tape (Baked!) http://www.uline.com/Browse_Listing_3081.asp?desc=Natural+Rubber+Adhesive+Tape+-+Silent+Polypropylene
