Grumpy Old Man.
The Fonz Koan:
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A master stood attending to his business when a young disciple came and asked him how he could reach enlightenment.
The master replied,
"Aaaayyyyyy."
Schrödinger's Cat's Koan:
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A master was attending his business when a disciple lifted the lid of his box in order to ascertain whether his quantum wave-function had collapsed.
The master replied,
"Miaow!"
Chewbacca's Koan:
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"Hhhüürrrrrrrn Maarrrruuuuuuuuughhhhhhh!
Auurrrrwwwll Grruuuuaaaaggghhh
Mroooaaaaghhhh Arrrghhhhh
Graaaarwwllllllgh!"
A monk asked Kegon:
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How does an enlightened one return to the ordinary world?"
Kegon replied, "A broken mirror never reflects again; fallen flowers never go back to old branches."
"The hardest thing of all is to find a black cat in a dark room, especially if there is no cat." - Confucius
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