This device detects methane, mercaptans, and hydrogen sulfide. When detected it sprays an air freshener.
-- Voice, Apr 07 2021

Fart Muffler Trousers Fart_20Muffler_20Trousers
[Voice, Apr 07 2021]

This isn’t really “Fart-b-gone” though, is it? Is more like “Fart-b-masked-by-an-even-more -objectionable-smell”
-- hippo, Apr 07 2021


//add the possibility of fires and stuff//

NOW we're talking!
-- Voice, Apr 07 2021


Is this installed inside or outside of the user's pants?
-- pocmloc, Apr 07 2021


There might be a belt loop attachment.
-- whatrock, Apr 07 2021


I'm nervous about ignition inside my knickers
-- pocmloc, Apr 07 2021


Is this installed inside or outside of the user's pants? — pocmloc, Apr 07 2021

Ha ha ha, you made me laugh. Good one.
-- blissmiss, Apr 08 2021


Then everyone knows you farted because the sudden nice smell. [+]
-- piluso, Apr 08 2021



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