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Gnome spotlight   (+10)  [vote for, against]
Motion sensitive

In my town it is usual that when you walk by a house at night, you get spotted by a motion detector and a bright light flicks on. A light like constructionworkers use at dusk. It's a burglar deterrent.

I propose a garden gnome with the motion detector built in.

The light shines out the eyes and they follow you.
-- zeno, Sep 30 2008

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These gnomes were lethal. [Amos Kito, Oct 01 2008]

the spot light part is baked http://www.seacoast..._garden_statue.html
[xandram, Oct 02 2008]

This would completely obliterate the novelty of using psychadelics. +
-- daseva, Oct 01 2008


Baked in Invader Zim - they also shoot lasers.
-- spidermother, Oct 01 2008


Gnomes with frikkin' lasers? Scary.
-- coprocephalous, Oct 01 2008


Baked in "The Curse of the Were-Rabbit" (Aardman animations).
-- 8th of 7, Oct 01 2008


a gnome spotlight could just focus on a ...... gnome and then .... shoot !
-- po, Oct 01 2008


...they have to mumble to each other, too... and giggle, evilly.
-- FlyingToaster, Oct 01 2008


Welsh. Ideal for mumbling in, and making others feel excluded.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 02 2008


In Cheshire, there's an old nursery rhyme, taught so children as infants; "Taffy was a welshman, Taffy was a thief, Taffy came to my house and stole apiece of beef...."

Prejudice against the Welsh in the Marches has diminished over the milennia; it really has, you just need special highly sensetive instrumentation to detect it.
-- 8th of 7, Oct 02 2008


//Welsh. Ideal for mumbling in, and making others feel excluded.// The Mumbles.
-- po, Oct 02 2008


I've been to Wales. It was like being in England, only better. What beautifull countryside, what lovely sheep, what friendly people. I don't understand this ranting at Wales. Wales is good. It's like New Zealand, only closer to home, a bit colder, a bit smaller, a bit more hospitable.

I propose we stop ranting against Wales and every thing Welsh and put this energy in ranting at the devil and his mother.
-- zeno, Oct 04 2008


Hmm, sounds like [zeno] has been possessed by an evil (Welsh) spirit. Nothing else could account for such deranged babbling.

<Rummages in box for Bell, Book and Candle>
-- 8th of 7, Oct 05 2008



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