An implant that plays a continuous soundtrack for your life. Installed in the bone ridge below the ear, it uses a sophiticated genetic algorithm, along with biofeedback, to continuously play music relevant to the situation. Tenseness makes the music more suspenseful (or relaxing depending on the way the wearer trained the algorithm).
-- mjd, Oct 12 2000

Aural Perfume http://www.halfbake...dea/Aural_20Perfume
The idea PeterSealy remembered. [jutta, Oct 12 2000]

Soundtrack to Your Life http://www.halfbake..._20to_20Your_20Life
Same idea. [phoenix, Sep 04 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]

How about a ghetto blaster and a tape?
-- AfroAssault, Oct 12 2000


Turn that implant down!
-- thumbwax, Oct 12 2000


This device would play music relevant to the situation. Wouldn't that make things worse? Nothing like having a suspenseful soundtrack to make your already-stressful day unbearable.
-- BigThor, Oct 18 2000


I think it would only be bad in a tense situation. In an exciting or active situation (such as playing a sport, or something competitive) it would probably help by playing suitably energetic music that would get your adreneline going.
-- PotatoStew, Oct 18 2000


You have to admit there is a certain amusement in, say, "eye of the tiger" starting up when you're out playing football with your friends
-- imagooAJ, Oct 18 2000


I think this would be great, as I could only imagine what would go running through my head in the middle of a long workday...
-- dagrrl, Nov 18 2000


So if you were having sex would you get to hear the cheesey porno music?
-- batgirl, Nov 19 2000


i just wanna say that AfroAssault's idea is great
-- boombot5000, Feb 28 2001



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