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Aural Perfume

Surround yourself with your personal soundtrack
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Wouldn't it be nice to march down the street or arrive at The Scene with your theme music for the moment proceeding you? How about a chip that fits in your shoes with a pre-recorded soundtrack. The volume can be adjusted according to mood or necessity and the tunes can be changed to suit your need. Think of it. Chariots of Fire on your way to a job interview or simply the sounds of a gurgling brook while you wait in line for a Dunkin' Donut. My personal favorite would be the screeching of spider monkeys while stuck on public transit. Today I feel a little Ennio Morricone on low volume will get me through the day.
carson, Sep 27 2000

Tiger hit clips http://www.tigertoys.com/hitclips.htm
Baked. but only 60 second mixes of kiddie pop [wrenchndmachine, Sep 27 2000]

Life Soundtrack http://www.halfbake...a/Life_20Soundtrack
Personal biofeedback implant version. [jutta, Sep 27 2000]

ZThing's site w/ Flash music vids http://zthing.com/flashmain.html
[nick_n_uit, Sep 27 2000]

Soundtrack to Your Life http://www.halfbake..._20to_20Your_20Life
Same idea. [phoenix, Sep 04 2002]

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       My Home Is In The Delta-Muddy Waters
thumbwax, Sep 27 2000
  

       You haven't lived until a screaching spider monkey yanks a quarter out of your hand, then yanks a big-assed chunk of your hair out when you're 5 years old I'm just saying....that's all.
dbg, Sep 27 2000
  

       yes... CCR's Bad Moon Rising.
ElectraSteph, Oct 03 2000
  

       You could have sensors in the shoes that would sense your cadence and change the volume and tune accordingly. If you are running, chase scene or the theme from "Chariots of Fire" could play...
monkey, Oct 03 2000
  

       Now if this was actual perfume, it'd give a whole new meaning to Weird Al Yankovic's album 'Smells Like Nirvana'....
BigThor, Nov 06 2000
  

       Does '' SpongeBob SquarePants sing? Even if, why escape the obvious? 'SpongeBob SquarePants'?
reensure, Nov 06 2000
  

       When I read the title I really thought this would be something more along the lines of tiny speakers imbedded in jewelry or clothing, which would emit a very light, almost imperceptible, and pleasant sound. I imagined very soft bells, or the laughter of children at play, or the crackle and hum of barely contained energy. Just a little something to spice up your presence and send suggestions about the type of person you are and the type of people you want to attract.
centauri, Nov 06 2000
  

       'Chip', not ship...
StarChaser, Nov 19 2000
  

       Enter an elevator with ZThing's parody "Oops, I farted again."
nick_n_uit, Mar 01 2001
  

       Would be cool if the theme could adjust to your stride... the Rocky theme when climbing up stairs, or something from Reservoir Dogs should you a) drop into slow motion, or b) begin to strut.
ArtVandelay, Oct 22 2001
  
      
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