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Disappointed by the mundane plots of Ghost Busters II, Rocky VI, or Star Wars I? Was The Amber Spyglass a big let down? Does peanut-flavored KitKat fail to thrill?

Well, come to and present your own version of a botched classics. Other contributors will then vote on it, so we can come up with the best alternate versions to every disappointing product in existence.
-- DrCurry, Jan 05 2003

Smart Alec http://www.straight...bag/msmartalec.html
...comes from Alec Hoag, so, binarycookies, my spelling stands. [DrCurry, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]

Great! Gives me a place to send <name of in-law withheld>!
-- lurch, Jan 05 2003

Begs the question, could anyone have done this better?
-- 2 fries shy of a happy meal, Jan 05 2003

Beat me to it.
-- Gulherme, Jan 05 2003

IC, and old time hat
-- RayfordSteele, Jan 06 2003

I like it.
-- root, Jan 07 2003

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