Mr Phase

"Michael, Buster phoned. He's in a foreign land, he's hungry, his jaw is clicking and he's scared."

Time is an illusion; lunchtime doubly so.

Watford Football Club - breaking hearts since 1881.

Participating member of the Ooolongftangftangbank profile scheme.

[Jul 12 2005, last modified Sep 12 2006]

Blood Printer (+33)
Bouncy Golf Balls (+7, -5)
Comedic Waiting Rooms (+17)
Conversation Prompts at Supermarket Checkouts (+5, -2)
Emergency Spare-Battery (+5, -3)
Flavoured Bottle (+2, -5)
Floodlit Atheist Paintballing (+14, -24)
Fold-out Tubs (+7, -3)
Glow-In-The-Dark Mothballs (+12)
Hire-a-Mob (+7, -1)
Insta-Quote (+5, -5)
magnetic billiards (+4, -1)
Muscle-shaped fat (+3)
Narrowboat Racing (+11, -2)
Pimp My Eyepatch (+9, -7)
Pirate Lessons (+12, -2)
Pitch-Black Cricket (+3, -9)
Portable Smoky Haze (+7, -2)
Professional Pass The Parcel (+9, -3)
Purple Haze (+7, -1)
Repeat Showing Screen (+3, -4)
Rubber Ming Vase (+18)
Singing Delivery Men (+5, -1)
Slap'n'Tickle Machine (+7, -2)
Spoiler Man (+30, -2)
Stain Labels (+9, -3)
The Haggle Shop (+9, -7)
The Saturday Morning Experience (+2, -1)
The Staple Floor (+25)
Where'sThatFirework.com (+5, -3)

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