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[Jan 24 2001, last modified Oct 31 2021]

3D Michael Jackson Face Jigsaw (+12, -4)
Abraham Lincoln's Magnetic Chin Curtain (+9)
Acronym Vocable Barbershop (+3, -1)
Anti-European Literature (+2, -1)
Aphasic Literature Virus (+9, -2)
Arse Crampons (+6)
Autistic Theatre Company (+6, -5)
Baby Leg Sideburns (+11, -2)
Bagpipe Vending Machine (+22, -4)
Bath Plaque Dye (+13, -1)
Bathetic Movie Edits (+5)
Bin Gun (+3)
Black Pudding Making Ballet Shoes (+12, -9)
Bleeding Bodywork (+6, -1)
Blood Glory Hole (+18, -2)
Broccoli Epaulets (+12)
Bus Full of Flies (+12, -5)
Candle Chess (+12, -1)
Capability Brown's Abraham Lincoln Spirit Level (+31, -1)
Celebrity-Music Shoehorning Game (+34, -5)
Charity Mugger British Bulldogs (+5, -3)
Chillumination (+14, -2)
Cig Graffiti (+3, -6)
Circle of Meat (+8, -4)
Class Signifier Family Feud/Fortunes (+1)
Click Notch Foam Squirt (+16, -1)
Cobblers On Stilts (+5, -6)
Commuter Lungs (+14, -1)
Competitive Mixtaping (+10, -2)
Contrarian Party (+4, -2)
Corporate Embassies (+2)
Corporatisation of Politics (0)
Cough Burp Fart Sonata (+3, -5)
Crayon Printer (+7, -3)
Creeping Paranoia Prank Programme (+9, -5)
Cud Stopper (+6, -2)
Dastardly Fussy Stereo (+19, -1)
Dead Words Dictionary (+31, -2)
Definitional Depth Metric (+3)
Digital Picture Frame Oscillator (+9, -1)
Djoser Soccer (+2)
Dogs Staring At Toddlers (+12, -3)
Drift Bubble Pop Table (+5, -1)
Drop Gusset Rotatopants (+4, -2)
Dynamic Stamp (+1)
El Kabong's Wookiee Lol Party (+2)
Explodabowl (+13, -1)
Exposition Excision (+3, -1)
Fabergé Peanut (+17, -5)
Face Transplantee Blackhead Extruder Plate (+11, -2)
Face Transplantee Programmable Iron Filing Beard Plate (+5)
Facebook Murders (+4, -1)
Fake Plastic Trees (+17, -2)
Fat man on a bridge ammunition (+8)
Fish Lifter (+2)
Fishophone (+6, -1)
Flaming Fury Brolly (+13)
Flip-flopping Pavlovian Populace (+8, -2)
Freesheet Pre-Reader (+5)
Fruit Chute (+9)
Gamer's Decompression (+38)
Geta Cats (+4, -4)
Global Debt Tombola (+1)
Graduated Prose Style Taxonomy (+7)
Grand Theft Auto: Erectile Dysfunction (+14)
Gravel Moat (+3, -1)
Gritter Modification (+13)
Haemorrhoid Barre (+3, -1)
Hair Toothpaste (+4, -8)
Hallucinogenic Sunburn Relief Verruca Socks (+15, -3)
Handclap Targeting Thatcher Hovercraft (+7, -2)
Happy Hatstand (+8, -1)
Haunted Bog Brush (+13, -4)
Hog Nose Bell (+7)
Hokey Cokey Recursion Death March (+7, -3)
Hooked on Hold! (+3)
Hope Quotient (+2)
Hover Cot (+9)
Ice Pubes (+3, -6)
Independence Celebration Long Stop (+1)
Industrial Food Manufacturing Teppanyaki Restaurant (+4, -1)
Jimmy Shand's Bendybus (+11)
Jinbish (+76)
Kayak Shower Safety Wellytops (+6, -2)
Kilt Coil (+2)
Labyrinthine Marriage Bureaucracy (+17, -1)
Laser Potty (+3)
Legislative Sculpture (+7)
Liquid Nitrogen Lawn Mowing Service (+9)
Littler England (+3)
Magnetophonic Tesla Coil Bowls (+10)
Mechanical Redialer (+8)
Mime Creation (+2, -2)
Multidirectional Disco Globe (+2)
Musical Photo Booth (+12)
Mystery Men, Inc. (+9)
Narwhal Wedding Ring Toss (+9, -1)
Neon Wedding Dancefloor Asteroids (+13, -1)
New Book Perfume (+16)
Newscaster Handover Conversation Termination (+6, -2)
No More Tears Sticking Plaster (+1)
Odometer Serendipitous Pattern Secrecy Device (+3)
Office Collision Avoidance Cards (+3, -1)
Ouroboros Leech (+8, -2)
Panda Corporation (+7, -3)
Pareidolia Photocopier (+7)
Passchendaele Granola Yoghurt (+1, -1)
Peanut Butter and Cheese Sandwich CD Carry Case (+27)
Pen Man (+2, -2)
Pianow (+8)
Pigeon Power (+7, -5)
Pizza Pizza Crust (+6)
Plagiaristic Films (+30, -2)
Pneumatic Seal (+4)
Pointy Graboid Armhandle (+1)
Posh Boy Tennis Net (+1)
Pram Cowcatcher (+5)
Pylon Painter's Exoskeleton (+5)
Random Video Store (+8, -2)
Reality Management Consultancy Secrets Police (+3)
Rectum Septum (+5, -6)
Redactomatic (+3)
Redistributed Distributed Surveillance State (0)
Robert Shields Re-enactment (+4)
Robot-fu (+10, -2)
Roomba Shaver (+4)
Samurai Government (+7, -3)
Scab Beard (+9, -10)
Scissors Paper Stone Earworm Crowd Sort (+9, -1)
Scratch & Sniff Before & After Deodorant Ads (+6, -2)
Scrotum Thurible (+3)
Secondary Source Hypertext Commentary Novel (+5)
Secret Boggle (+12)
Sell Ventolin To Injecting Drug Users (+1, -3)
Sex Stopwatch (+4, -3)
Sloth In A Box (+14)
Smarty Pants (+1)
Smeared Online Identity (+3)
Snap-On Shopping Trolley Handle (+15)
Soap Disfigurement Drop Squad (+3)
Sock Donner (+17)
Sortable Hotel (+3, -1)
Soup Rally (+13)
Staged Mutiny Cruise (+13)
Starchy Fun Pub (+6)
Sweetcorn Lifejackets (+8, -2)
Synchronised Indicators (+14, -2)
Talksicals (+6, -2)
Technological Retardation for Endangered Species Hunting (+9)
Thatched Shoes (+11)
The Easiest Quiz Show In The World (+4, -2)
The Gustmatic Midgewig (+17, -1)
The Parties: Where Are They Now? (+10)
The Sexuality Compass (+2)
Thoroughgoing approach to earth's destruction (+3, -3)
Tie Fountain (+33)
Tilt-o-Matic Static Car Treadmill (+2)
Ting Tong Ping Pong (+21, -1)
Total Non Sequitur (+4, -1)
Trainspotter Spotting (+42, -3)
Trepanation Valve (+36, -3)
Trident Shooting Desk (+5, -1)
Trumpolining (+3)
Twin Axes Symmetropants (+8, -3)
Two Way Monitor (+4, -2)
Underwear Orientation Compliance Pole (+4, -12)
University of Housework (+26, -4)
Waveform Grill Tray (+5, -1)
Weaning Baby Monitor (+1, -1)
Weeble Suction Cups (+6, -2)
Windsor Snake (+10)
Xylophone Cupboard Microballet (+11)
Zip Tie Lamppost Dog Chew (+7, -3)
Zombie Jesus Advent Calendar (+2, -1)

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