I want you all to rest assured that before submitting each entry, here on this site, I have them thuroughly scanned for high-grade infared subcantaneous script contaminents and electroconglomerate, anti-magnetic, distortion sensitive biohazards. So feel free to take a safe and leasurely stroll among my scriptings. I would advise you, however, to watch out for highly erratic, flamboyant, quasi-sumatran sheepherders juggling anvils as their sheep passively graze (all the while plotting their escape). Please enjoy.....and may you be bitten by the luck and good fortune of a thousand golden fleas!

[Jul 18 2002]

Hard Marmalade (+7, -1)
The Baby Floater (+7, -1)
The Sano-Matic Restroom Sanitizer (+5)
The scare-shark (+7, -1)

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