nineteenthly

I was never the man I used to be.

zerothly at gmail.com

Oh, by the way:

http://web.archive.org/web/20040404132024/http://www.halfbakery.com/user/grayure

There's also this:

http://www.youtube.com/user/nineteenthly

[May 25 2004, last modified Feb 11 2017]

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