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I'm here trying to carry on my family's tradition of innovative thought. Grandpa claimed to have invented the turn signal in his more lucid moments (when not bellowing for more creamed mutton) and my father professes to be the first to utilize the bread bag as footwear during the great depression. Unfortunately he carried a lasting resentment of "those rich little snots" who could afford new bags instead of the cast offs and hand me down bags he was forced to wear.
I endeavor to carry on this family custom of creative invention through the next generation despite failures with the Turbo Turban: Arab headgear with a high speed cooling fan (couldnt fix the persistent scalping problem) and others. I will push on with new and better ideas!
[Sep 28 2002, last modified Sep 27 2002]