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I'm a security guard at a large shopping compound. If you think thats impressive: Im also a professional kazooist, and a Grand Master of Chopsticks style Kung Fu. I can massacre a whole plate of General Tso's chicken in seconds. Oh yeah, my major goal in life is to annoy overbearing smartniks.

I also have a problem with alien abduction, I get abducted every first friday of the month, unless it's a holiday.

And uh....

I am the servant of a cat named Kittyhead, grand ruler of the known universe.

[11/25/02] Just became the evil sheriff in leech town.

Je suis le dieu des résidus de singe. So bow down. The poo ownz j00.

[Nov 25 2002]


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