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Life: A 100% incurable disease.
Symptoms: Respiration, drive to reproduce.
Effect: Unavoidably fatal.
Cure: It's possible, but upon applying treatment judgement of treatment's effectiveness becomes a matter of academic or religious speculation.
What to do in case of infection: Respirate deeply and evenly; don't think about it.
[Feb 17 2005, last modified Feb 18 2005]