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milkbone

I want you all to rest assured that before submitting each entry, here on this site, I have them thuroughly scanned for high-grade infared subcantaneous script contaminents and electroconglomerate, anti-magnetic, distortion sensitive biohazards. So feel free to take a safe and leasurely stroll among my scriptings. I would advise you, however, to watch out for highly erratic, flamboyant, quasi-sumatran sheepherders juggling anvils as their sheep passively graze (all the while plotting their escape). Please enjoy.....and may you be bitten by the luck and good fortune of a thousand golden fleas!

[Jul 18 2002]
   
(+7, -1) Hard Marmalade
(+7, -1) The Baby Floater
(+5) The Sano-Matic Restroom Sanitizer
(+7, -1) The scare-shark
 

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