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I feel like this will make it even easier to knock cyclists off balance [+] |
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I came into this hungry for pasta, and that's not what I got. Tempted to leave a bone for such malicious deception... Seriously though, why not just use one of those reflective poles people stick at the edge of their driveways in winter to keep plow drivers from berming them in? |
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Given the acceptance in America that everyone has to be armed to the teeth and is encouraged to walk around carrying assault rifles, could the noodle take the form of a long barrelled weapon with a large brightly coloured, highly visible silencer on the end? In this case the silencer becomes the deflecting noodle. |
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//...could the noodle take the form of a long barrelled weapon ...// |
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Increases the risk of death by law enforcement.
No.
What it really needs is a carefully designed and optimised key-holder - for one key - on the end.
I believe this would increase the deterrence effect significantly. |
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Haha - that's true in most places, but in America the police don't shoot those running around with those weapons as this is just about everyone, so you're totally safe. |
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// why not just use one of those reflective poles people stick at the edge of their driveways // |
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I know people have tried that. Pool noodles gained popularity for a few reasons: better visibility, being softer and more flexible, less likely to scratch anything they scarped against. |
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// hungry for pasta, and that's not what I got // |
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Sorry, creative pasta is [xenzag]s department. |
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I like the link: Flag? https://www.amazon...
flag pole [mylodon, flag, Oct 06 2022] |
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