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If they can package nicotine as minty lozenges, why not psychotheraputic drugs?
Feeling blue? Date not going well? Just pop a refreshing Peppermint Paxil or X-Treme Mint Xanax and be on the road to minty mental wellness once again!
Ok, ok... I did it for the pun.
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selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors... get it? |
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SSRIs have to build up in your system to work. So you'd have to take these mints for several days to get anything but a placebo effect. |
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Guy from the future 1: "So why did all those millions of teenagers die back in 2005?" |
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Guy from the future 3: "I don't know, but where'd guy from the future 2 go?" |
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Guy form the future 1: "I don't know, last I saw he was chewing down a mint xanax. Chasing it with red bull." |
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[krelnik] But in the meantime, you'll have minty fresh breath! Besides, we all need a little placebo effect in our lives. |
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Hey, personally I'd be happier if my
psychotherapeutic drugs tasted of mint. |
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I don't mind the NRIs, it's the hypertension drugs that taste like hell. |
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I was going to say exactely what krelnik
said. And placebo's dont work for
people who know it won't work. Also,
making drugs that can be habit forming
tasty is a bad idea. you get fishbone! |
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What, like chocolate and coffee? Yes, caffeine is an alkaloid, mood-altering drug. |
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Do you need prescriptions for
chocholate and coffee? silly semantics. |
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[SpocksEyebrow] Is it a minty fishbone? |
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Why the mint Xanax? It works pretty quickly if you just swallow it. And you're going to need a prescription for it anyway, at least in the U.S. I like the general idea though, nothing beats a pocketful of Xanax. |
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Why mint toothpicks? Regular ones work just as well. |
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