Half a croissant, on a plate, with a sign in front of it saying '50c'

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Anti-personel Fighting Octopus
Arggh!
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These trusty octi hang around friedly subs, attacking any enemy divers and killing them.

They distinguish betwwen friendlies and enemies by their sense of smell; the friendly divers have a special diving weight that emits a substance easily detectable by the octi.

Also, we could use them for search and rescue in peacetime.


DesertFox, Oct 14 2004

Reasons to travel by octopus. http://www.flickr.c.../184331755/sizes/l/
+ Downsides: Octopus pit stops: coffee, coffee, coffee, swimming... [jutta, Mar 25 2008]


Short name, e.g., Bob's Coffee

Destination URL. E.g., http://www.coffee.com/

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       You really are having a sub-themed-week! I like the sound of the idea, but don't think it's entirely practical. Training marine creatures to fight out battles IS an interesting idea, and I'm sure there was something to do with the US Navy using Dolphins to help detect mines. However, you miss the vital detail; HOW would you train an octopus to do a task it might be otherwise disinclined to perform?

zen_tom, Oct 14 2004
  

       I thought they trained Navy personell to use submarines for exactly this purpose.

Letsbuildafort, Oct 14 2004
  

       Captain Fred Woodward(Joe) hit on the bright idea of training seals to hunt German submarines.Some were got, and the fun started. But the brightest, 'Billikin', disappeared in the Channel on a training run. Notices were sent out offering a big reward for his capture. He would answer to his name. For some time afterwards, people could be heard on the Sussex coast calling out his name Billikin. Billikin never returned.

skinflaps, Oct 15 2004
  

       Probably slapped around by its prehensile tentacles.

skinflaps, Oct 15 2004
  

       Arggh! Silly but funny. +

vigilante, Oct 15 2004
  

       Horse shit. [-]

etherman, Oct 15 2004
  

       Nice idea... but I thought Octopuses didn't have any nueral structure? Or something to that matter... I forgot...

EvilPickels, Oct 15 2004
  

       Disney war report: 15 injured as yellow submarine is attacked entering octopus' garden at 20,000 leagues under the sea.

benfrost, Oct 15 2004
  

       The title made me think of people carrying around an octopus in a small bowl to throw at a potential attacker. I like the idea of a mugger with one wrapped around his face.   

       I think the real virtue to your idea though is the camoflage properties inherent in these creatures.

MrDaliLlama, Oct 16 2004
  

       I'm pretty sure a submarine launched torpedo would blow an enemy octopus into calamari. But that's okay, because the military is now developing the stealth octopus for these sort of missions.

croissantz, Mar 24 2007
  

       In the future, the US navy will field a fleet entirely made up of friendly sea creatures. Tremble as our battle crabs and destroyer starfishes creep up in a deadly tide towards your shores!   

       I like this idea. Pure whimsy.

qt75rx1, Mar 25 2008
  


 
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