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Fewer ducks than estimates indicate.
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Place baby in ventilated iron ball and sleep soundly knowing you wont hurt your child during the night. Also good for kittens and puppies and medieval fares.
Bonsai Kittens
http://www.bonsaikitten.com/
Bottles instead of cages, but could be similar. [Guncrazy, Dec 13 2001]
Urban Legends
http://www.snopes.c...crusader/bonsai.asp
Bonsai kitten legend proved false! [37PiecesOf Flair, Apr 11 2005]
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You've been saving these up, haven't you? |
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Also doubles as vegetable steamer (remove baby first). |
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If you leave them in there, do they turn out similar to bonsai kittens? |
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Also doubles as baby steamer (add vegetables to taste). |
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This had me confused for a bit, but I think it must be if your baby is sharing the bed with you. (Or if you sleepwalk?) |
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I don't think sleepwalking would affect an infant that sleeps with you. Sleepjumping-on-the-bed, however, is more likely to have an impact. |
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