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Or you could open a bag of barbecue-flavor crisps (chips), and enjoy the taste without having to waste away from lung cancer. |
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Maybe if you smoked the barbeque chips.... |
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You can get those at any smokeshop, bliss.. they've just removed the corn from the cob. |
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perhaps you should invent broccoli smokes then? |
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Surgeon General's warning: May cause serious gastric upset if taken internally |
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Haven't you heard that chips (crisps) may also cause cancer through acryl amid? |
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Hmm... Broccoli chips (crisps)... |
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How much crisp could a crisp chip crisp if a crisp chip could chip crisps? |
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Yes, why not a full spectrum of food flavored fags. Burger Bensons, Matzo-ball Marlboros, and I've heard that the USAF like to smoke Chinese Embassies... |
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Why not just put barbecue sauce on an awl and stab yourself in the chest? That's the low-tech way. |
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and smoking is high-tech? |
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A Chinese couple is in bed. The husband says "I want 69."
His wife says "Why you want Beef and Broccoli now?" |
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Burn in hell. You too, thumbwax. |
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